So...didja step on some Leggos barefooted while stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Didjer undie elastic finally give out...in the check out lane of the grocery store? Didja just have one of those days when you really should've burrowed back under the covers & played dead?

Then come on down to the Beach Inn...where the coffee is hot & the drinks are cold & you can beach, beach, beach to your heart's content!








(This thread dedicated to Stan & all his fellow beachers)

With enough books and some music I could live on a beach. Well for a summer anyway.

What can I get for you this morning, Kurly? Coffee? Mimosa? Cabana Boy?

Someone say coffee?

Here ya' go, Just...how thick do ya' want it?

Hi.. and good morning. To everyone..
. I'll have tea! if you have any. please. and thank you.. ..
. so we just come in here and beach right..?. because I could beach my brains out right now .

Yup! Life's a beach!

*digs through the pantry* I've got Raspberry or Lemon Zinger, Earl Grey, & Lipton...do you need me to special order sumpin?

How about just short of chunky?

No.no. do not go to any trouble on my account.. . raspberry would do just fine..
.. so what's up with the crappy quality of merchandise these days..hmm.
. seems like everything I purchase breaks within 3 months...
are it quits working one day after the warranty .expires.. oh yes I did not buy. the in-house extended extended warranty... son of a beach.
.

Hmmm...I didn't know that the Dollar Tree had an extended-extended warranty!

.. oddly enough..
. the crap from the dollar store actually last.. ..
. and if it doesn't.
. oh well what do you expect for a buck. ..
. son of a beach.

Grrr !
Ain't no place for peace ? Sitting here enjoying my coffee while reading the posts, and I sense something moving thru my hair. After 2 Or 3 minutes got it off my scalp. A friggin tic, no larger than a freckle ! Friends have been complaining. So far spotted one on my the kitchen light switch and now this one. Time for DEET.

Oh, noooooo, Stummpy! I hate those blood suckers! Remember to check yer...um...cracks...around the doors, you pervs!

Oh Gawd I Love COFFEE....Am I to late


I drink coffee 24/7

@ 2K

I'm thinkin' about ordering some of that expensive civet cat poo coffee...would you be my first victim...er...volunteer?

gitcher cabana boy servicing right here!!!




or, didja want to service a cabana boy.
i'm good with that too.

Gold lame' thongs are the standard issue uniform, Dub...you still want the job?

i wear NO uniform.

errrrrr.....if it's strong....Yes please..

Dang! You just had to ruin the fantasy, didn't ya'? Sowwwy, but Opie CANNOT be a cabana boy!