Community > Posts By > bridgetjones27
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doctor
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the doctor came round to the ward to see his patient. he said i have some bad and good news for you which one would you like first. the patient says the bad news, and the doctor tells him...the bad news is we had to amputate both of your legs but the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers
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lying
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very true
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What can a person
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the rash is looking much better (by the way i do not have a rash i repeat i do not have a rash thanku)
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lying
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now thats just mean
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eggs
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yes with red peppers and cheese YUM
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Our team of moderators
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hello i must be a little slow didnt know you were a mod lol hello
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lying
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lying
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that is so true if i was wearing something that should by rites go in the bin never to be seen again i would want someone to tell me even if i didnt want to listen because in the end i would have to take a step back and really think about it
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lying
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i meant your female partner your girlfriend lol
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lying
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oh i should have phrased it better i meant if you had a partner or thinking back to one you had or in general really
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lying
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lying
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lol
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lying
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your partner comes downstairs she has bought a new dress and she is feeling good, you turn to her and straight away see that she looks like a moose would you tell her then deal with the consequences or would you lie and tell her she looks amazing.
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eggs
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very true things here are a bit wierd but hey cant have it all lol
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eggs
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i know especially scrambled
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When Someone Says Love
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oh thats an easy one. gilmore girls packet of jaffa cakes and hot chocolate YA HA TOTALLY.
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hello howdy and hola
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ok :)
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eggs
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lol i know its silly paying those prices for things like that an egg is an egg i didnt ask for the queen egg laid by the finest chicken in the land lol
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eggs
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spot on :)
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hello howdy and hola
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ahh ta for all the replys thats sweet :)
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