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      Thinks Of Mice and Men is about building a better mouse trap.  
    
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      Will have sex for...sex.  
    
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      Thinks Nitze is finding a job accustomed to yr talents. 
     
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      Thinks Virginia Woolfe is a wolf from Virginia.  
    
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      Her life ambition is to drive the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile.  
    
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      Make him read Naked Lunch and write a book report on it. 
    
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      Just wants ta' get boffed by my Christmas tree.  
    
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      Is preparing for her assignment as my Christmas tree topper.  
    
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      Doesn't realize I often play with myself.  
    
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      Is currently positioning her stuffed animals in compromising positions.  
    
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      Sleep?  What's sleep?  
      
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        I HATE......
       
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      Sleep.  What's sleep?  
      
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        What are you afraid of ?
       
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      I'm afraid of Virginia Woolfe!  
    
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      Starts scandalous rumors about himself when nobody else is around. 
    
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      Wipes her butt by draggin' her *** on the carpet. 
    
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      Anybody know who asks " Where's that confounded bridge?" in The Crunge by Led Zeppelin? 
    
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      Worships to an alter to the Bee Gees she built in her bedroom.  
    
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      Thinks her broom is sexy!  
    
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