cold=here


okay..so it's 44 degrees...but that's cold for Georgia

that's a really thoughtful idea...I hope they let you do it

night=lonely

chips=poker

Hey Hon me...or hey hon jose? LOL....anyway...Hey Mom

Hey Hon me...or hey hon jose? LOL....anyway...Hey Mom

food=snack...NOW

Goldschlager=yum

body=shot

Terry=someone I don't know

I got a mail message from someone...and the total content of it was:

hi mama my diaper is wet can you change me

I just replied "you are a perv."

I could have went into the full explanation that my diaper changing days
are over, but somehow I think it would have been lost on Baby Huey
(that's not the name of the person, just an attempt at a witty remark)

gator=crocodile

everywhere=nowhere

Marriage=Forever

Union=Marriage

God=Tranquility

Heart=broken

I think I put this in the wrong place...is there anyway to move it?
SOrry

This is the conversation on my front porch this afternoon my eleven year
old son:

Key points:


1) We watched an animal video moments before about BIG Cats,
you know, lions, cheetahs and the like.


2) My son is a dork. He gets it naturally...through heredity.



3) We live in the boonies, so no one actually saw him do this...
but, still, it's the whole principle of the thing.



Mama: Why are you peeing off our front porch?
We do have indoor plumbing, ya know?


Son: I'm marking my territory (giggle, giggle) Mama, we just need to
wait 16 days and see if any females come around. (giggle, giggle)


Mama: Well, you sure as heck ain't bringing any urine
sniffin' female home for me to meet.....


Son: nuttin' but giggles...

smiles=laughter


HEY MOM...From 'da Mama