This is the conversation on my front porch this afternoon my eleven year
old son:

Key points:


1) We watched an animal video moments before about BIG Cats,
you know, lions, cheetahs and the like.


2) My son is a dork. He gets it naturally...through heredity.



3) We live in the boonies, so no one actually saw him do this...
but, still, it's the whole principle of the thing.



Mama: Why are you peeing off our front porch?
We do have indoor plumbing, ya know?


Son: I'm marking my territory (giggle, giggle) Mama, we just need to
wait 16 days and see if any females come around. (giggle, giggle)


Mama: Well, you sure as heck ain't bringing any urine
sniffin' female home for me to meet.....


Son: nuttin' but giggles...

I think I put this in the wrong place...is there anyway to move it?
SOrry

lmao!! I have a 11 y/o also!!

LOL,,, my youngest is 13,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,