Community > Posts By > foodog5854
Topic:
what should i do?
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Hey baby you're hot wanna bone???
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Try these quick tricks to get a woman to notice you. Scratch your hairy bean bag when she's looking at you. Cut a smelly fart in her presence, Try wearing a fat suit that one always works well. Or you can always try being yourself.
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Topic:
man walking
Edited by
foodog5854
on
Thu 05/01/14 12:00 AM
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A man is walking down the sidewalk. he feels the ground start to shake, he realizes it's an earthquake. all of the sudden a light pole Falls, causing the car passing to swerve to miss it. the car goes up the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street from where the man is standing. the car crashes in a storefront causing the store to catch on fire. the building explodes throwing debris into the street. help me finish the story
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Topic:
homeless
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What would you do if all the sudden you found yourself completely homeless. no money no job no order live in nobody to help you out. how low would you stoop to survive
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Topic:
booger nose
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Like how do you let them know. Do you rub your nose looking at their nose with a booger hanging out of it? Do you point at their booger hanging out of there nose. What if its like moving in and out when you're talking about is that funny to you?
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Topic:
booger nose
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If you meet someone and they have a booger hanging out of there nose, do you let them know.
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Topic:
perhaps
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Poems poems hmm let me see. oh yeah yeah yeah here's a good one. there once was a man from Nantucket.... just kidding I don't know any poems...
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Topic:
what attracts you?
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Why is it that people have to lie so much? come on guys you know when you see a check for the first time and she's hot. you're not looking at her lips.
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Just something silly to think about
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