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Sat 05/03/14 07:55 PM
Hey baby you're hot wanna bone???

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Thu 05/01/14 12:15 AM
Try these quick tricks to get a woman to notice you. Scratch your hairy bean bag when she's looking at you. Cut a smelly fart in her presence, Try wearing a fat suit that one always works well. Or you can always try being yourself.

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Wed 04/30/14 11:56 PM
Edited by foodog5854 on Thu 05/01/14 12:00 AM
A man is walking down the sidewalk. he feels the ground start to shake, he realizes it's an earthquake. all of the sudden a light pole Falls, causing the car passing to swerve to miss it. the car goes up the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street from where the man is standing. the car crashes in a storefront causing the store to catch on fire. the building explodes throwing debris into the street. help me finish the story

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Wed 04/30/14 11:37 PM
What would you do if all the sudden you found yourself completely homeless. no money no job no order live in nobody to help you out. how low would you stoop to survive

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Wed 04/30/14 09:13 PM
Like how do you let them know. Do you rub your nose looking at their nose with a booger hanging out of it? Do you point at their booger hanging out of there nose. What if its like moving in and out when you're talking about is that funny to you?

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Tue 04/29/14 05:49 PM
If you meet someone and they have a booger hanging out of there nose, do you let them know.

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Mon 04/28/14 02:36 PM
Poems poems hmm let me see. oh yeah yeah yeah here's a good one. there once was a man from Nantucket.... just kidding I don't know any poems...

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Mon 04/28/14 02:23 PM
Why is it that people have to lie so much? come on guys you know when you see a check for the first time and she's hot. you're not looking at her lips.

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Mon 04/28/14 11:25 AM
Just something silly to think about