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La'Cougar'acha..?
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I heard through the grapevine this is a cougar site... It is true. I have seen droppings. Picked em up.... Squeezed em.... Sniffed em.... Taste test.... Yep damn cougars.... Only a special person has that talent.... Hehe... 
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The OP has deactivated. Thank goodness.... The pregnant pause gave me cramps.... 
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Topic:
Being yourself
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I can relate to that....
But I had an epiphany.... Now I'm a manipulative arsehole.... Life is so much better....
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If you check the history on my home computer....your head may spin around like that girl from the Exorcist. 
Soooo....you are a normal guy then... 
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Edited by
mikey5360
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Tue 05/31/16 04:09 AM
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Pop.............Pop.............Pop............Pop
Hey your right...one every 13 seconds....hehe.... |
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Topic:
Jumped By A Kangaroo
Edited by
mikey5360
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Tue 05/31/16 03:09 AM
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Notice....
No one will come out of their houses in case they turn on them.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs This pair are over 6 feet tall... |
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I was 17. Hmm. I look like I'll be a spinster with your posts. Lol We stayed in a relationship for quite sometime and broke up when he got someone else pregnant. Hahaha Damn. (Maybe I was so busy studying lessons)   
Sounds more like he was studying too much... Cramming too many subjects in to a busy semester... 
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Topic:
Looking for women
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If you can get a partner in two days...wow...
Takes time to develop friendships... Friendships, maybe....will turn into something more.... |
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Topic:
Jumped By A Kangaroo
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Well...speaking from experience here...
The damn things will cross the highway right in front of you.... All you can do slam the brakes cause you don't wanna hit one.... |
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Topic:
Anyone still here?
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Hey i just signed up here and I'm getting the feeling that it's a bit of a ghost town! Jut wait till actual possession kicks in....faaarrrkkk.... 
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Sweet~20%
Innocent~5% Shy~10% Dominant~15% Rough~5% Naughty~45% Of course this is based on my "hornometer" measuring device.... Which changes its settings several times per day.... |
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Topic:
Checking this out
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I live in Australia and most men I get messages from are from overseas wanting to relocate. They have all proven to be scammers. I am highly intelligent so I wait until they take the bait then expose them. Not one has ever been able to get me off site. Their spelling and grammar is exceptionally poor and ohhhhhh they fall in love with you in 13 hours? What an absolute joke. 13 hours....so....they are taking their time then....
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Hehe.... I tried kissing myself.... But couldn't reach.... 
Oh my word! How far down were you trying to ... Oh ...Never mind 
If I could I would.... Should have kept up gymnastics.... Wait a minute.... The happy ending thought just made me heave.... 
Thats why we, mere mortals use our hands Mikey. Next time keep it simple okay? 
Ohhh...really.... Is that where I am going wrong all these years...
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Topic:
The "I'll call you" lie.
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Equality of the sexes....
Both are guilty of this.... Not very nice though.... |
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Topic:
New here
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Welcome and good luck...
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Hehe.... I tried kissing myself.... But couldn't reach....
Oh my word! How far down were you trying to ... Oh ...Never mind
If I could I would.... Should have kept up gymnastics.... Wait a minute.... The happy ending thought just made me heave....
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Most of the time I don't reply if someone only says Hi or Hey. At best, I will answer Hi. Hiii.... 
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Hehe....
I tried kissing myself.... But couldn't reach....
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I've heard the steppes of Outer Mongolia are nice at this time of year.
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Ya know what? I'm back to kissing myself! And since I wasn't even in the mood to smooch my own self in my last post here, I would say that things are looking up. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! Roll up, roll up.... To the biggest show in town.... It's the Peggy kissing herself production.... No cameras allowed.... Damnnnnn.... 
Hahahahahaha! You're cracking me up Mikey!!!
Did you enjoy your party? Yah, no comment.... 
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