Hilarious!!

1. It is what it is.

Hmm, so what is it?

The late comedian George Carlin on prostitution: 'Why is illegal to pay for something that's perfectly legal to give away for free?'

LOL!

I can relate. I was married for 8 years. We had great times and many memories. It was a very tough break up. Took me 3 years to get over her completely. Pure heartbreak for me. She contacts me once in a while and we get caught up. It's a different dynamic between us now. It's like meeting an old friend and going your own way after.

Wow! very interesting profile AIG. You have a life!! That's where you have me beat.

Get that monkey off your back! - kidding!

Careful with the politics. (Hilary Clinton). You might a lose a few possible responses right there. Keep that topic for when you're having that fireside dinner!

I'm not sure that photo of the keg is a good idea. Might give a bad impression. Image is everything with online dating.. Pretend you're a woman reading your profile. I know, difficult to do.. Perhaps you could post a pic of yourself cooking something or cleaning the kitchen. That can go a long way with the ladies. Remember, they think completely different than we do. That's where a lot of us guys are out to lunch.

The key phrase here is, 'no one besides me sees'. I'm in the same situation, RO. I usually just straighten the sheets out and I'm out of there.

I don't have a get a way place.. I like drawing. I like to make a cup of coffee or tea, pull out my sketch book and doodle or draw. I have an old radio beside me.

A Sugar Momma!

Like most people, I prefer someone that's physically attractive to me.

As far as qualities, I haven't seen any profile where someone mentions that they have a great sense of humour. Above all else, that quality scores high on my list of what I look for in a partner If you can't laugh at all the crazy s**t that happens in life...

My parents. Married for 56 years. Raised 5 kids.

I was about 3 or 4. I was alone in the basement of our house playing or something. Out of no where, I had an overwhelming feeling of sadness and to get upstairs to see my Mom. I had no idea why. I ran up and found her in the kitchen on the phone, crying and very upset about something. I went to comfort her. She put down the phone and we just hugged and I asked her what was wrong. I don't remember much else.

I like a lot of artsy stuff. I don't have a favourite but I do a lot of doodling. I often doodle when I'm on the phone.

Sure, as long as the future Daddy ain't a hit man.

Do pregnant women have sex? Is it tough on the fetus/baby?
Pardon my ignorance and please don't ask me to Google this info.

I don't think you've ever been with an older woman

I was stood up twice. Nothing I could do about it.
Next time I'll wait 15 minutes after the time we agreed to meet and them I'm gone.

When you find them, send them my way please!!!

Hope everyone in an open relationship is practicing safe sex.

There's message in my inbox marked 'unread' but I've already opened it. When I re-launch the website the same 'unread' message appears even though I've already opened it. I've replied with two messages in response but I don't see either of my replies as being sent. I don't see 'deactivated' on their account either. Please advise.