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Just Doing Some New Year's Cleaning in My House.
Cleaning out the Dust Bunnies and Nail Clippings. 
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Topic:
THE END OF AMERICA ?
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The Biden Organized Crime Family
and the Satanic Communist Democrat Party Politicians are Destroying America Economically and Morally. |
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Topic:
Favorite movie
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Went to see the Movie :
Vampires of Blood Alley. Was Disappointed because I go to the Movies for Escapism, I Don't want to See Common Everyday Things. 
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Best Soap in the World :
The Trick Soap you Buy in a Joke Store. White Looking Soap turns Your Skin Black. Gave a Bar to My Catholic Grammer School Teacher who was a Nun. LOL. Didn't Graduate Though. 
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I Use Imported LAVA Soap from Hawaii. 
Did you feel the burn? Julie : I Felt Like a Pig Getting Stared at by The Retired Professional Football Player Refrigerator Perry. That’s pretty serious. I feel for you brother. 
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Topic:
COFFEE HOUSE PRATTLE
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At least it’s not for prominent teeth. 
I’m good at faking a smile. Look at my profile picture. It was taken 6 months after my husband died and I was high as a kite. Lol Just makes me think how I need to start again. I was blissfully naive. Gia : Sorry about Your Husband. We are in the Same Boat. I Lost the Love of My Life ( My First Wife ). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Topic:
Board Games...
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I Have Fond Memories of Childhood Playing :
Hide-the Pot-and Seek. Snakes n ladders ( Using Real Snakes ). Dodgeball ( Using a 40 Lb Ball ). Monkey in the Middle ( Using a Rabid PitBull ) 
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PIRATE COINS
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Topic:
Change-One-Letter - part 55
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Disasterous Social Occasion
ESD |
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FOOD HOARDER
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Topic:
old & young
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I was told by a younger man that older women know what they want, will do more, don’t require instructions and don’t mind a mess. I think they just think we’re desperate 🤷  ♀️
Gia : Older Women are Like Older Cars. They Need to Be Lubricated. They Get Hot Under the Hood. And They Belch after Every Gas Fill. 
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Topic:
Vodka Christmas Cake
Edited by
Unknow
on
Fri 12/29/23 04:41 PM
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How abouts a HARVEY WALLBANGER with a JAGERMEISTER CHASER.
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Topic:
Flat Chested Women
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Flat Chested Women are a Carpenter's Dream :
Flat as a Board and Easy to Drill. 
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Topic:
2 words - part 43
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KNOCKERS EATING.
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Topic:
old & young
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Well I'am 65 Years Old
So The Lady Can't be Much Older than Me. 
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Topic:
Flat Chested Women
Edited by
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Fri 12/29/23 04:22 PM
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You will never be Carlos to me again. 
  
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Topic:
Flat Chested Women
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Look at Carlos with all the answers. 🤷 ♀️
You use the ice pick first. My son told me a story yesterday of the time he shaved down there and nicked himself. He claims to almost passed out in the shower from all the blood. I had to laugh I just bought my youngest a Gillette stylist and that was more info then I needed to know. Now you feel the same way.
Gia !! Incredible !! Thats Exactly What Happened to Me Shaving Down There !! Thats Why Everyone Now Calls Me - Carlota. 
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Topic:
Flat Chested Women
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I am envious of flat chested women. I feel like there’s no covering mine up and they get in the way. If I could deflate them sometimes it would be nice. 🫣 Gia : An Ice Pick Would Work. The I.R.S. is Great at Deflating People's Bodies.
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Topic:
COFFEE HOUSE PRATTLE
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No, it’s just the bartender’s way of being nosy or kind. I just smile, but it’s an open ended question that you have the option to tell your story if you want to. I don’t get offended easily. Gia:
But I Look Like a Horse. Thats the Long Face. |
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