Not much to go by.
When looking for a friend I wouldn't go for someone who says to be sarcastic but someone who's kind & happy & joyful. I'd want someone who adds to my life, not takes away from it and 'sarcastic' can be pretty nasty and is also indicative of lack of self-love. Not what I'd want in my life.

Apart from that it doesn't convey what you'd want to do, nor whether 'friendship' means platonic with a man or if it can also be a woman.
Do you want to go shopping, have girl-time, go out etc. Or is it you want a male friend to take out the bin, fix the fence, or what??
Too vague.
You gotta elaborate and try to make it a bit of a happy write-up.

A pamper me silly spa day

What’s your definition of “older”? I for one believe that both should have jobs, if possible, so they can bring something to the relationship and not be too dependent on the other for anything.

this is an amusing threat, I am enjoying

Chivalry, courage and kindness

It's 90 degrees outside no more soup till next winter

glass to pour some sangria into it

A good movie to watch tonight