they're talking about kicking ms. muffet out of the fairy tales?..... seems she was caught sitting on pinnoccio's face sreaming"c'mon, you little wooden bastid, lie to me, lie to me!

'cause for the most part, we're basically ignorant?

in my mind..........what a long strange trip it would be

i recently bought a new miracle cream that's supposed to make my penis bigger. it does'nt seem to be working, but my hands are getting friggin' HUGE!

is walton close enough?

yeah, me
but sometimes i'm not that nice
and besides,
you know me

WOW.......deep...i like it

merely a joke, my friend, merely a joke

i'd like to say,my love isn't what it
seems
and you no longer
haunt my dreams
but that would be a lie,
and you'd wonder why,
i can't sleep at night


i'd like to say
i can get along,
without our
old love song,
but
a new one,
isn't a true one,
and that's just not right


i'd like to say
i don't miss you,
but that's really not
the issue
and i still don't
sleep
at night
wondering
about
you

sometimes the looking is better than the finding

dear abby
last month i took my wife out fishing in my boat,and during a spell of sea-sickness, she hit her head on the gunwale. she's been in a coma for three weeks now and i've noticed some of her friends, as well as a few of our single female nieghbors have been acting very friendly towards me.this all makes me extremely nervous as i have been seeing her night nurse for two weeks now, and i was just wondering,do i use bleach or lestoil to clean the floor of the boat?

i used to read this all the time! one of the reasons i'm no longer married

i've gone places no one knows
and oft been bit
by the wild rose,
taken paths no others tred,
and rarely followed,
where others led,
and all only,
just to find you.
may we walk now,
hand in hand,
off to find
our promised land,
and dare all others
of intrepid heart
to but follow,
or make thier own path?

beautiful.......isn't it amazing how a little bit of pain brings out the true poet in all of us?

genie gave me three wishes,last one was for a 12- inchprick.....that's him

call a dog with no legs?
doesn't matter.......he won't come anyway

that's my good side

took me all day to learn to sit that still

go ahead, i can take it

been a memberfor a few months, love the site,made my first few posts today. two in poetry, one in jokes. any feedback?