I would have told her that due to tax issues, i could not personally collect an inheritance a recently deceased relative had left me. i would follow that up with a request for her banking info to help me and that i would split the money with her.

My dream girl is one that carries weapons, likes to shoot things or blow things up and doesn't press charges.

my dream guy is one who is insanely wealthy and on his last breath.

im kinda picky.

1800's? good idea.
this day and age? mistake.

do you buy an auto without first test driving it?
what woman wants a man that can't hold a job? what man supports a woman who won't clean or at the very least help clean or hold a job as well?

The only time being alone becomes barking mad is when you have a primal urge to say,,,,,

" hold my beer and watch this ".

it'll drive you loopy it will.

Why thank you very much.

i do try my best to cover the entire bad to good spectrum.

Just made my day love it.


Your welcome.

Depends on your defintion of good man.
my opinion is that to many people focus to much on a look that fades and less on compatibility. whereas a physical attraction is nice, intelligence overrides any look.

What i like best about meself?

that i wake each morning alive.

6 Inch platform disco boots.
velvety purple cowboy hat with 4 foot peacock feather.
ankle length canary yellow cloth trench shirt.
buttless chaps and red boxers.

5 gold chains. 7 gold bracelets. 3 gold rings. platinum dentures and sterling silver bifocals

Im thinking about murdering this twinkie im looking at. delicious when chased by milk.

Im a very bad boy but a real good man.

im so bad i once tore the tag off my mattress that says do not remove. a real good man because later i stitched it back on.

i even ate a peanutbutter cup once by starting in the middle. i recycled the wrapper though

Single.
dont understand why afterall i get loads in foodstamps. just got an increase in my disabilty afterwhich i got my walker pimped out.

i also recently got new dentures and new hair plugs to cover my baldspot so, im at a loss as to why im single.

I like,,,,
L Ron Hubbard - Mission Earth decology and Battlefield Earth.

Anything by Pieres Anthony, Greg Bear, Isaac Azimov and Anne Macaffery

Who is Chuck Norris?

Dr. Who and Torchwood

Neither.
Sorry luv.
I find mainstream sports overrated and bloody boring. The athletes in most cases are wickedly irresponsible with thier fame and fortune.

Don't mean to offend anybody. Only answering a question with an explanation of the answer.

Cheers

Thnx m8.
It's been touch and go for years but, luckily so far I haven't had any false starts yet. Although, I have to believe if I were to become with child that some media outlet out there would pay handsomely for the story.
Maybe I will rethink the whole wierd food craving thing. My mum says I shouldn't and after 9 1/4. Kits, something tells me I should trust her word.

Hello people.
It says introductions and so I shall.

I'm a single caucasian male.
Gainfully employed.
I'm heterosexual.
I'm housebroken.
I'm not currently pregnant and am not seeking to be such.

I still have all oruginal parts but, will be looking into warranties and replacement parts in the future.

I am not on any public assisstance but, I do rather enjoy the occassional helping hand in the winter if I find myself unexpactantly on a rather particularly ghastly patch of ice.

So, cheers and good day to all. I hope you have enjoyed my intro.

Immortality on the surface is a very seducing concept to many but, think about this.

You would have to keep it secret because alot of greedy, wealthy and powerful people would do anything to continue thier existence. What's more, you would never age which means you would have to change your identity and location every 15 years.

All of this would doom you to always staying out of tv, newspapers etc etc etc. There are a finite places on this planet to go before eventually ending up where you started and hoping nobody is alive that remembers you there.

You would never be safe from world governments or the religious believers.

Mankind has always delutted themselves with false religious beliefs and lusts for power and wealth. An immortal would be a lonely and hidden life to avoid those others who are desperate.


In closing, let's not forget one day the sun will expand and obliterate earth. What for the immortal yhen? Go to another planet light years away ?

I strongly disagree.