Total cutie, too bad you have a kid.

yo momma

I'm a gal and I love other gals! Keep rocking the pride babes and all you fabulous fellas! *waves flag *w00t!

A guy who is awesome.
Attractive. (aka long hair/good hair)
No emotional drama.
Plays Old school video games.
Has a few tattoos.
Knows how to stand his ground.
Smokes pot but isn't a complete wastoid.
Loves adult Swim.
Has a job (for the bud)
Listens to GOOD music.
and that's about it.

Everything else really doesn't matter.

I have a boyfriend who's great and all, but I'm more of a geek then he is which is kinda lame. He also doesn't smoke OR drink, so that's a bummer too.. wtf.

i love you

Reincarnated for your displeasure.

Don't date kids.

VAGINA!

goTH *dances*,PuNk and \M/ETAL music.

Even though I was born in 89.

Yo. My house is haunted, no joke. My parents and my brother are the only people actually affected by it. Whatever "it" is in this house knows better then to even attempt to mess with me.

I just do that with my vaginal muscles anytime anything funny happens.

srsly

I totally believe it. The government hides everything about extraterrestrial knowledge.

"When all the joy within you dies!"

No one will ever love you as much as you would want to love them.

Craig's List hookers.

Interracial dating is the WORK OF THE DEVIL!

REPENT!

*gasp* You can't say that! You can't mess with Billy Corgan

Burzum
Dark Funeral
Bathory
Dark Throne
Bloody Sign
Gorgoroth
Mayhem
Black Sabbath
Old Mans Child
Dimmu Borgir

I was at the movies with a now ex, and we saw this HUGE black dude walking out of the movie alone. We were walking behind him, and I totally wanted to tackle hug him, but I didn't because I don't touch strangers and it would have weirded out my boyfriend.

I love fat people. Fat trannies especially, don't even get me started..