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SOCKS AND SANDALS
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I prefer my dates to wear socks with sandals while wearing a speedo bathing suit and donning a mullet!!! They also must be an amish midget~!!!! 
man that sounds SEXXXY!!! 
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At least tell him what you want for Christmas! If Santa were to even attempt to deliver what I want, the police would have him up on a morals charge. ha i dont even wanna know! |
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ok well now that i'm paranoid about taking a shower i'm going to bed. nite yall!
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well blowin the beak in the shower is just nasty.!!!!   
but pee is just fine?? where do yall get those smileys with the head hitting the wall and stuff? |
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but the bottom of your feet touches all that! its bad enough that most ppl dont wash the bottom of their feet - now lets add pee and snot!
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thats disgusting! i hope my ex has never peed in the shower when we lived together :S yea like i said any guy that said he didnt would b lyin we cant help ourselves why not? the toliet is right there by the shower!
ok i'm now adding to my profile that im looking for a guy that does NOT pee in the shower. *shivers* |
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thats disgusting! i hope my ex has never peed in the shower when we lived together :S yea like i said any guy that said he didnt would b lyin we cant help ourselves why not? the toliet is right there by the shower! |
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omg. i wanna wear shower shoes in my own shower now!
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thats disgusting! i hope my ex has never peed in the shower when we lived together :S
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I Won't Wait.
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Very nice agreed |
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Ross the intern
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i love him! he cracks me up!
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i cant wait for A Christmas Story. love that movie!
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haha thats good. heres another one:
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" |
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the one i got from my ex is "i dont want to be in a relationship right now". which is bogus bc b4 he broke up with me he had already been flirting with another girl while i was at home with our kid.
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