A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I ' ll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What 's your occupation?"

"I 'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let 's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I ' m a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won 't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I 'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 c*ck last year."

........"Chicken Farmer it IS

oh sorry jack i nearly forgot to thank you to

OMG jonny bravo my idle

ah thank you dude glad my waffling didnt detere you

i tend to get carried away sometimes and rant on i was a barperson for 12yrs so my job was to talk the habit seemsto have stuck even doh i no longer work ha ha

thank you sweetie x

i dont do sentenences my profile does warn ye id talk d hind legs off a donkey lol

who doesnt like a rate its nice to be noticed but doesnt mean were above or below any one cos some get more than others and doesnt mean were un rateable so dont take it to heart you cant judge a book by it,s cover, it could have a lovely cover but when u opened it its not all that then you have the a plain cover that most ignore but there always the books that can be more interesting :) the only rate that really matters is what you see in the mirror you always have to tell urself hey i look good today and also look in it and joke how you dont look as good sometimes especially after the night before i tend to avoid the mirror then cos i do scare myself :) :) a mirror will always smile back you when you smile at it thats the most important opionion that counts no body like,s everybody we all have different taste theres some one out there for us all whats meant to be wont pass you by, so dont be haters be raters it doesnt mean your interested in some it can put a smile on someones face that maybe is having a bad day , so keep it clean dont be mean some opinions are best unsaid ,,,,,, have a nice weekend all :)