A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes...
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I ' ll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks," What 's your occupation?"

"I 'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let 's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I ' m a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won 't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I 'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 c*ck last year."

........"Chicken Farmer it IS

her name wouldn't happened to be Denise would it?i'm pretty sure i know her

This is true. In the earlier days of automobile manufacturing and the beginning of affirmative action a woman was hired at a GM plant as a laborer who attached a chain to transmissions so they could be moved to the assembly line. She filed a grievance because the job title had always been "Hooker". This was in a paper about 10 years ago.