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Sat 11/22/08 09:15 PM
bike

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Sat 11/22/08 09:00 PM

hugged


I like Holly's answer better!


Handcuffs

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Sat 11/22/08 08:52 PM
Held

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Sat 11/22/08 08:41 PM
incarcerated

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Sat 11/22/08 08:28 PM
shame

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Sat 11/22/08 04:58 AM
bemused

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Fri 11/21/08 08:48 PM
ting (This ting that ting anyting that goes TING!)

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Fri 11/21/08 08:41 PM
sine

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Fri 11/21/08 08:38 PM
politics

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Fri 11/21/08 07:50 AM

My bail is $3160


That's just 'cause you counted all the times you pee'd in a pool.

LOL

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Fri 11/21/08 07:42 AM

Four words that affect your life....BOND REVOKED, FELONY EVADE


Four other words that affect your life:

"You gotta purdy mouth."

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Fri 11/21/08 07:28 AM
my bail is: 2895.00 but then I don't know what JSH is, so it could be more.

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Fri 11/21/08 07:12 AM
aberrant

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Thu 11/20/08 10:50 PM

Ya just GOTTA watch-

Ishtar

Gigli

Howard The Duck

The Hottie and the Nottie




I don't think he meant, "I've gotta go shoot myelf now." disturbing.

I've heard, if you watch those movies back to back
you die within 7 days. Kinda like the Ring. Be careful!!!shocked rofl

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Thu 11/20/08 10:32 PM
Thanks. As the crazy man says: Not one o' you SOB'S gets oudahere without go'in ta school.

I don't know............

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Thu 11/20/08 10:20 PM
Edited by OfTheLake on Thu 11/20/08 10:22 PM
best relationship advice I ever received

Your life will be comprised of three different people:

A reason - someone who is there to teach you something you need to know.

A season-someone for fun and to fill a void.

A life-your beshert H/E you may not know until your with him for a while.


Sometime it's really difficult to tell the difference.

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Thu 11/20/08 09:59 PM
Edited by OfTheLake on Thu 11/20/08 10:01 PM
No Tombstones for me cremation.

You know: Viking send off. Funeral pyre on a boat sent out into a large misty body of water with my fencing swords. Ride of the Valkyries playing at full volume. Then follow that up with Rachmaninov
Prelude opus 23-5. Please. No services, just a rowdy party.

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Thu 11/20/08 09:17 PM
Things i have done while in-love:

I have sung under her window at 1am
I am tone deaf just imagine it. Poor neighbors.

I brought her a bouquet of broccoli
She thinks green, so did I.

I sent her on scavanger hunt for her birthday. Each clue leading her to another piece of evening wear i bought until she was dressed for dinner and the theatre.

I let her paint my toe nails.

i have bathed her when she was too weak to control her bowels.

I held her hand and cried with her when she tried to take her life.

I have done these things and more for love.


What will i do for love again:

I don't know. You take it as it comes.
I just try and keep my imagination intact.





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Thu 11/20/08 08:48 PM

(Original) Pink Panther

"There is a mith in the room"

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Thu 11/20/08 07:28 PM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!rofl rofl rofl



"What's yer favorite color?"