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Tue 03/03/09 02:31 PM
I lie 'cause my feet hurt.

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Tue 03/03/09 02:19 PM
It comes with a free foam helmet.

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Tue 03/03/09 02:18 PM
bodacious

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Tue 03/03/09 02:14 PM

The last time I had allergies was in 1991, and WOW I feel like I have been hit by an ALLERGY 2X4!grumble


Not at all where I thought this thread was going.

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Tue 03/03/09 02:12 PM
If you call within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in these corn holders and a can of tuna!!

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Tue 03/03/09 02:09 PM



is this some kind of jonestown deal?



It's the cult of the ugly backwards robe.


I think that the snuggy and shamwows should be combined into one product. This way if you ever spill anything or need to pee you can just use your snuggy. You'll practically never have to get off the couch.


OMG that's absolutely brilliant!!! A Snuggy made out of Shamwow!!! That way you don't have to worry about your puppy peeing on you while you watch TV either!!! Better yet, how about making a matching belt out of Mighty Putty so you can hang all your utensils from it? You know, like the remote controt, your asthma inhaler, a bag of chips, cigarettes...


Add one of those choppy things and you've got a built in garbage disposal.

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Tue 03/03/09 02:05 PM
I can just picture that guy in the hearing aid commercial (hunting with no weapon) hanging around the woods in his snuggie.

Obama's gonna wear one to the next state of the union. Watch, you'll see!!

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Tue 03/03/09 01:52 PM
Who thinks that the 'SNUGGY" is the garb of a new cult?

Here, have a snuggy. Coolaid?

They can't fool me!!
rant

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Tue 03/03/09 01:47 PM
perfect

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Tue 03/03/09 01:46 PM
But seriously,
" I want to see less of you."

" We're breaking up?"

" No, You're so fat I can't see the T.V.! "

Does that help?

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Tue 03/03/09 01:41 PM
Everything I have is yours babe. Just don't look in my medicine cabinet.
flowerforyou

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Tue 03/03/09 01:31 PM


My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!"



laugh Its not as bad when a chick says it to a dude thoughlaugh


Unless you're the dude!
grumble

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Tue 03/03/09 01:22 PM
My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!"

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Tue 03/03/09 01:08 PM

so the spark plug thing is pretty good.

i just wrote to her and basically said that i'd like to get to know more about her.

probably a little bland but....we'll see.


Hey, If sparkplugs aint her thing, Ask her if she wants to help you move. That's always a popular conversation starter.

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Tue 03/03/09 01:03 PM






That'll do it.


HEY, that's my sister!!!

lollaugh laugh


How do I spend a day with YOUR family??
:banana:

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Tue 03/03/09 09:37 AM




That'll do it.

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Tue 03/03/09 09:36 AM

I think BigGlen has the best answer



hello everybody drinker flowerforyou



doin good Kojack you?


Told ya.
bigsmile

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Tue 03/03/09 09:34 AM

LOL no Dragon, but been on site 2 years so know many


Me and Kojak go back futher than Caddilac seats!:thumbsup:

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Tue 03/03/09 09:32 AM
Go with the sparkplug thing. It's perfect.

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Tue 03/03/09 09:29 AM

hey Carebear how are you


'sup dude?

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