What do you think ladies?

Romance is the key; women love that stuff. I've learned from experience that it doesn't matter how good-looking you are because women aren't as visual as men and therefore are incapable of appreciating a long nose or a large forehead or a square jaw. They can sort of sense when a handsome man enters a room but when it comes to physiognomy they haven't got a clue.

During the christian era men had to become poets because women were much more frigid back then so in order to take advantage of them they first had to hypnotize them or put them into a dream like state using fancy words etc. Even today women play hard to get and that's where romance comes into play.

I know exactly what you're going through. It got so bad for me that I even considered joining the priesthood. I never gave up though, and eventually I got one. That should keep me going for another three years.

Women wear less during the summer.

I can't do virgins, I need them to be broken in already otherwise I'd kill em.

These are some excellent tips, thanks. It does seem like a lot of work though.

I was watching a documentary on Genghis Khan the other night and apparently he looked for a way to prolong his life. But the advice he was given was to go celibate. As you probably already know, Genghis Khan was a stud, maybe the best stud of all time. He never made it past 66.

Alright, I just wanted to know how much of a stud I am that's all.

Touchy subject aye?

And how many times?

Hey now that's more like it. Billy Idol's the boy. Eyes without a Face, Hot in the City, Rebel Yell, White Wedding.

Don't knock em. If it weren't for them I'd probably still be a virgin.

The song is called Budapest by George Ezra. Before I checked it out I said to her I'm looking forward to finding out whether she has good taste or not. But after listening to that I had to tell her straight...

I've found this out from experience. The other day right, me and this chick was messaging back and fourth, and she told me about this song she likes. So I checked it out and told her it was rubbish. Then she deactivated. So I'm thinking right, if I lied to her and said - "wow, you got great taste", I doubt she would've deactivated. I'm well gutted, I thought I was going to get to tax that asz.

Mariasfantasy. I'm only a plane trip away my darling.

I think you might like listening to DJ Sasha. He's the best.

The majority of the women already have kids. And the rest... well, what are they doing here? They only come online about once a week. Imagine how many messages they must get through before they get to yours... they're a waste of time.

And another thing I don't like is being made to wait for a reply. If they're online and I send them a message I expect an immediate response. Yet they don't even bother to read it sometimes. Such silly little games they play. Pretending to be hip and laid back. What is the point!

Funkyfranky, it was Eve who tricked Adam into eating the forbidden fruit. Eve was admiring the tree oneday when the serpent came and talked her into trying one of its apples. Then she picked one for Adam and took it to him and said: eat this apple. No mention of the forbidden fruit or nothing! Adam was simple but he was all heart. So naturally he trusted Eve. That's why god went a bit easy on him when dealing out the punishments. You think the pain of pregnancy is just a coincidence?

Misharmony, the reason girls are doing better than boys is because those statistics were taken from mixed schools. No doubt by a liberal. I'm quite sure all boys schools get better results than all girls schools. Reason being because girls are a distraction for boys.

Men are better than women when it comes to most things and that includes news reading. And ethnic races are a minority in the USA. So it stands to reason that white men make up the bulk of the news room.