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thats gonna piss somebody off


*****es be crazy

okay i got one you wake up with someone elses kids in your car calling you mommy/daddy and look down to see a wedding ring on your finger

that would make sense if we as humans made sense since we do not and are programmed with an overactive sense of self preservation anything we do not understand becomes a threat being that we are programmed to neutralize whatever we may see as a treat there in lies the basis for my equation in other words



*****es be crazy

not if they don't shower

you wake up with someone else's panties on your head

thats great but she needs to have her own just in case he turns out to be crazy and she has to runnoft in the middle of the night


*****es be crazy

okay heres a bit of a game so u drink pass out whats the worst position u could wake up in



i say naked in a fountain

wwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooo
naked in the fountain

not really one can be curious but afraid to investigate then we still have ignorance the cycle is still strong

men are confusing she should not move away with him unless she is stable that way when things go crazy shes not down and out

that would be great but for hate to go away

we would have to be rid of fear

to be rid of fear we would have to be rid of the unknown

to be rid off the unknown we would have to be rid of ignorance

to be rid of ignorance we would have to do away with will
because ignorance is as much willful as it is bliss

threw you the obvious and you flew
with it on your back, a name in your recollection,
thrown down among a million same.
difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed
and passed over
when i've looked right through
to see you naked and oblivious
and
you don't see me.but i threw you the obvious
just to see if there's more behind the eyes
of a fallen angel,
the eyes of a tragedy.
here i am expecting just a little bit
too much from the wounded.
but i see through it all
and see you.
so i threw you the obvious
to see what occurs behind the eyes of a fallen angel,
eyes of a tragedy.
oh well. apparently nothing.
you don't see me.
you don't see me at all.







lets be seen

thats my fav Christmas song ever our old Christmas tree when i was a kid played that song

sierra mist

Santa is a hard ass



*****es be crazy

Celtic Woman The Little Drummer Boy Lyrics



Come, they told me, parum pum pum pum,
A new born King to see, parum pum pum pum,
Our finest gifts we bring, parum pum pum pum,
To lay before the King, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
So to honour Him, parum pum pum pum,
When we come.

Baby Jesus, parum pum pum pum,

I am a poor boy too , parum pum pum pum,
I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum,
That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum
On my drum?

Mary nodded parum pum pum pum,

The Ox and Lamb kept time, parum pum pum pum,
I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum,
I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
Then He smiled at me, parum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum.