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Sun 09/28/08 03:50 PM

rofl rofl Like I said.. it's like gettin to the center of a tootsie pop....LOLlaugh

IS NO ONE LISTENING???rofl


I AM!!!!!!!!1I'm looking too!!!!!!!!!!whoooonelly...

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Sun 09/28/08 03:49 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 03:51 PM



I'm at 666.


One more will be 667, neighbor to the beast...


I'm thinking I might keep this one.


What did i miss here? I have 4 letters in my first name 7 in my middle and 6 in my last name.

So, is my number 476...or is it 867530 niiiiiiine.

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Sun 09/28/08 03:44 PM

I'm at 666.


You're atleast a 8 1/2 in my book.

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Sun 09/28/08 03:43 PM









how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess

well I have a tiara


I bet you got a clam too....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ahhh as a matter of fact I don't so there...tongue2


Sure you do...get naked and Stand OVER a mirror AND LOOK DOWN...

that is not a clam that is a peach I am from Georgia you know....men...geessshhh they just don't know women's body parts...



Pinch the lips together and look at a picture of a clam and tell me I’m wrong....
ahhh na I 'm good...I ahhh have seen what is there many times...does not look like a clam...sorry...




You look at your PEE PEE all the time? Wow can I see it to???

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Sun 09/28/08 03:40 PM




I'll have to talk to someone........maybe we can get you into a schoolboy outfit when I come for a visit!!!laugh


Gotta go........Katie has some running she wants to do.


I do????laugh


and my lil bro in shorts and clip on tie?rofl





when hell freezes over will i wear shorts and a clip on tie. or better yet,,, when ted nugent becomes the spokesman for peta



rofl i heard he did today


Yeah...sure and I just started farting gold dust today

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Sun 09/28/08 03:38 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 03:38 PM
Because my last girlfriend was from Planet Clair and she gave me Rock Lobsters –IN MY PANTS…. I ‘M clever I just mixed two forums together…Haaaa haaaaa.noway noway :banana: :banana: sad sad :banana: rant rant drinker drinker

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Sun 09/28/08 03:32 PM

im not going to a college like that, just a night school for mostly people over 30. and im going for my education not fun, but thanks for the advice. as for the rest of yall,, thanks so much for the support, and it means alot to me.


Oh ...then you probably wont make it through the week...pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork laugh laugh

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Sun 09/28/08 03:31 PM

Well, for me it was this morning!laugh

Are you going to wear an outfit like Jack Black in School of Rock??? Uniform shorts and a clip on tie??devil :wink:


Angus Young ROCKS - AC/DC YEAH BABY!!!!!

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Sun 09/28/08 01:55 PM







how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess

well I have a tiara


I bet you got a clam too....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ahhh as a matter of fact I don't so there...tongue2


Sure you do...get naked and Stand OVER a mirror AND LOOK DOWN...

that is not a clam that is a peach I am from Georgia you know....men...geessshhh they just don't know women's body parts...



Pinch the lips together and look at a picture of a clam and tell me I’m wrong....

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Sun 09/28/08 01:50 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 01:53 PM





how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess

well I have a tiara


I bet you got a clam too....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ahhh as a matter of fact I don't so there...tongue2


Sure you do...get naked and Stand OVER a mirror AND LOOK DOWN...Hellloooo hairy clam....

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Sun 09/28/08 01:48 PM


whats with all this frog kissing you women keep talking about,is it their long tongues r u kissing the ones that make you hallucinate and it makes you think its a prince?:smile:

hey where are these frogs that make you hallucinate...shoot who needs a prince...


South America...

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Sun 09/28/08 01:47 PM



how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess

well I have a tiara


I bet you got a clam too....laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/28/08 01:44 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 01:45 PM

how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess.

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Sun 09/28/08 01:34 PM
We should BOMB Venezuela’s capital building. Not with conventional explosives but with 100 gallon drums of American human waste. We have to make sure old Hugo has his windows open on the day we do it.

We can call it OPERATION: DUMP ON A DUMB A$$ DICTATOR.

Operation: ODD

I like it!!!

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Sun 09/28/08 01:22 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 01:22 PM

hmmmmmm not so many illegal aliens knockin down the walls to get into Venezuala


Got that right !!!!!!!

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Sun 09/28/08 01:07 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 01:15 PM

What do you think he has wrong? Is every world leader who doesn't bow to the US a "lunatic conrol freak?"


If he came here I would make him my Pool Boy. If he did a good job at that I might let him take my trash out.
He would be an illegal alien here so I think I would give him the jobs that his skill set calls for...oh and I might even let him pick dog sh%it up off my front lawn.

I am an AMERICAN FIRST...and yes we are way, way, way better than anyone else in the world. So, don’t punish your selves with guilt over being great ...love it, live it and embrace it BABY!!!!!

Cause the rest of the world just wants to be as wealthy and as powerful as we are...and DAT'S THE TRUTH.



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Sun 09/28/08 01:00 PM

LOL Darlin this is for your future ex-wife...................................................."I am glad you hold me in such high esteem. It was always my goal to put up with your attitude just long enough to get your car and whatever else came along with the job you always loved more than me. Please take your mangey dog, he is old, tired, can't commuincate any better than you can, and a predictor of what you are going to be in a few years. I really don't need two dogs pissing on the carpet. I will send you a post card from my honeyingmoon with the great guy I found while you were whineing on line. "


You already have a husband...I looked at your profile. You’re not into that kinky three way stuff are ya???????? Cuzzz… I am but it has to be you and another chic... no other guys junk is getting near my junk....

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Sun 09/28/08 12:51 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 12:54 PM

ROFLMBO Gypsy it is like they are dueling with nerf swords when they get into it with you. TOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

You know I am just messing with you on the Ex-wife stick right? Congrats if you really got a new car and a promotion. Life can be better after divorce.


I thought you could recognize bull s%it when you saw it.

See now when we split up, because I am the smarter one, I will be taking everything...enjoy living in that dumpster hun.....

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Sun 09/28/08 12:43 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Sun 09/28/08 12:49 PM

Son......this is your mom!!! Could you please pick me up from Kmart???? I need a ride!!!bigsmile


First off Mom’s been dead for 15 years and she would never have been caught dead in KMART.
HEY A FUNNY ^^^^^^^

So, if she did call me from KMART I would be , to say the least, Astonished and I would almost surely stop drinking a 12 pack of BUD and a Pint of Jack D'S a day....almost...maybe ...Naaaaaaaaaaa.......


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Sun 09/28/08 12:38 PM

LOL Darlin this is for your future ex-wife...................................................."I am glad you hold me in such high esteem. It was always my goal to put up with your attitude just long enough to get your car and whatever else came along with the job you always loved more than me. Please take your mangey dog, he is old, tired, can't commuincate any better than you can, and a predictor of what you are going to be in a few years. I really don't need two dogs pissing on the carpet. I will send you a post card from my honeyingmoon with the great guy I found while you were whineing on line. "


NICE!!!!