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Mon 09/29/08 04:05 PM
I am going to eat now ...I will be back later.
Have fun Kid's

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Mon 09/29/08 03:59 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 04:00 PM

those can be lethal


Dont I know it!!!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 03:57 PM

only the Texans are allowed to carry weapons. Immigrants have to live here awhile to get permission


Unless you consider a lawn mower and a set of bush trimmer’s lethal weapons.....

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Mon 09/29/08 03:52 PM



how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess.


laugh laugh laugh laugh


yOU ARE SOOOO SWEET!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 03:49 PM

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


TEXAS ROCKS...I WANT TO CARRY A SIDE ARM OUT IN THE OPEN!!!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 03:47 PM



how many frogs you have to kiss before one turns into a prince:


I’ve kissed a lot of clams and a few of them gave me sores but never once did I get a princess.


laugh laugh laugh laugh


flowerforyou surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised surprised

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Mon 09/29/08 03:41 PM



I :heart: green eggs and ham.


You would!!! Spiteful woman!!!

LUV YA.....frustrated :heart: frustrated :heart: frustrated


It's true. I am a royal pain in the a$$. pitchfork


THIS IS YOUR SONG NOW AND FOREVER!!!!!!


Devil Woman

Ive had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
So I came into you sweet lady
Answering your mystical call
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future,the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew itwas a spell she cast

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you from behind

Give me the ring on your finger
Let me see the lines on your hand
I can see me a tall dark stranger
Giving you what you hadnt planned
I drank the potion she offered me
I found myself on the floor
Then I looked into those big green eyes
And I wondered what Id come there for

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you from behind

If youre out on a moonlit night
Be careful of them neighbourhood strays
Of a lady with long black hair
Tryin to win you with her feminine ways
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future,the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
Youd better get out of there fast

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you...

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Mon 09/29/08 03:33 PM

I :heart: green eggs and ham.


You would!!! Spiteful woman!!!

LUV YA.....frustrated :heart: frustrated :heart: frustrated

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Mon 09/29/08 03:27 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 03:36 PM

shocked shocked shocked shocked whoa whoa whoa


Fat and tall
Short and small
Big in the hips
With cherry lips
Big behinds
and strawberry wine hair
I loved them all

Skinny with a Small chest
and with mouths that would not rest
all that did not care
and a split tail with mow hawk hair
and a women with green eyes
And a dog named Cher.

I loved 'em all hard and long
but I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham
Said Sam I Am!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 03:00 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 03:07 PM

rofl oops rofl


Now you look like an Old School PRINCE Girl ...

This is for you BABY!!!!

I Wanna Be Your Lover

I ain't got no money
I ain't like those other guys you hang around
And it's kinda funny
But they always seem to let you down
And I get discouraged
'cause I never see you anymore
And I need your love, babe yeah
That's all I'm living for, yeah
I didn't wanna pressure you, baby
But all I ever wanted to do
I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come running
I wanna be your lover
I wanna turn you on, turn you out, all night long, make youshout
Oh, lover! Yeah

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Mon 09/29/08 02:41 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 02:44 PM




I love men who tell you how good they are in bed...THEY NEVER ARE.


those who talk don't know

and those who know ain't talking




or as my old pappy says

"beginners count and fools tell"


I cant show'em ...so I tell 'em. I am that good and I don’t only meet women here on the sight so don’t try to say " hey what are you doing here then" ...stuff...

I am painting a mural of love my man and I want to add every color I can to it........



So, I'm NOT the only one??? laugh And, here I thought I was special to you.



You left me on the floor crushed, bleeding and broken hearted.

like the disregarded dreams of our youth and hope You tossed me away for a more realistic, mature and jaded point of view.

I am now just a could have been and a what was but never could be .....

I'm smacken my own ass to this song right now..........YEAH!!!!

Jaded

Hey j-j-jaded, you got your mama's style
But you're yesterday's child to me
So jaded
You think that's where it's at
But is that where it's supposed to be
You're gettin' it all over me X-Rated




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Mon 09/29/08 02:31 PM

When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
Joseph Stalin


Nice, a mass murderer who killed over 20 million of his own people.

Stalin ...WOW!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 02:21 PM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 02:22 PM


I love men who tell you how good they are in bed...THEY NEVER ARE.


those who talk don't know

and those who know ain't talking




or as my old pappy says

"beginners count and fools tell"


I cant show'em ...so I tell 'em. I am that good and I don’t only meet women here on the sight so don’t try to say " hey what are you doing here then" ...stuff...

I am painting a mural of love my man and I want to add every color I can to it........

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Mon 09/29/08 01:19 PM









rofl rofl Like I said.. it's like gettin to the center of a tootsie pop....LOLlaugh

IS NO ONE LISTENING???rofl


I want to get to your creamy center....I 'll eat you like a twinki

OMG!!!!!!blushing blushing blushing noway noway




love love love :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


soooo wrong.. I can't believe you said that!!!lol


It's true. I have had women pass out on me and some even suffered temporary hysterical blindness.

It's crazy most shake afterwards and say “Don’t touch me ...OOOOO MYYYY GODDD!!! You are great at that...no don’t touch me yet.."

Laying there shaking like a puppy left out in the rain...you girls sure do hit the roof when it comes to that....

I have had to wear a crash helmet, on numerous occasions, so that the woman that I was with wouldn’t try and crush my skull like a walnut, when I gave her the BIG O.

Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.

My tongue should be registered as a lethal weapon.
I love to do it you know? I like spending all day there...



noway noway noway embarassed embarassed embarassed


Don't be embarrassed. Just tell him to prove it. :wink:


laugh laugh there ya go!!!




WHEN AND WHERE ?

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Mon 09/29/08 11:24 AM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 11:25 AM
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this is freaking funny!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


"R U the one for me?"

YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!
Wow!!! Ive never heard that before!!!laugh noway laugh



By the way......this is your dead mother!!! I still need a ride home from K-mart!!!bigsmile
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin

hEY SMELLY BUSH ..NICE TO SEE YA AGAIN.

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Mon 09/29/08 11:14 AM
Edited by GOALLTHEWAY on Mon 09/29/08 11:14 AM

this is freaking funny!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


"R U the one for me?"

YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 11:05 AM




Man I make a girl have a BIG O...and next thing ya know she spent like a 20 dollar bill in Vegas.





Oh man, you had me going there for a minute.











I thought she actually spent $20 of her OWN money


Lol!


She will.....

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Mon 09/29/08 10:35 AM





You obviously wanted to start a fight. Well, now you got one.


I'm done. :)


I figured.


You have to understand I am a 24/7 jest. That is why I can't be around a Cancer. They get so offended in like 5 seconds even when it has nothing to do with them. See, I was generalizing a Cancer not you. But you put matters into your own hands and thought I was directly attacking you. :)


No, you were intentionally provoking me and you even admitted it earlier. That is your idea of fun. I get it. If I was easily offended I would have been so during the very first conversation we had.



I was forward with her in a friendly way and she did not get offended. It's all about how you approach people ....




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Mon 09/29/08 10:01 AM




Poor girl.


ROFL! Poor girl?! She cheated on me twice and I still forgave her! LOL!


There's so many things I could say here, but I won't. I like posting in the forums and don't want to get in trouble.


Thanks for the down low on the dweeb.

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Mon 09/29/08 09:43 AM





Wow. You are just pure sweetness.


Nah, I am just observant.


Me too. But, if I stated my observations about you here I would get suspended.


Now that is the answer I look for in a Cancer. I think I sparked a trigger.


trigger finger.

Finger, drill, my tongue ...what ever you want Love!!!!

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