But since you only look on this continent, you limit yourself and reduce the odds, do you not? What if a French gem is waitin and not nearly as fickel as the North American version?

Well, somehow I apparently have become a member of a dating site I never heard of and know nothing about.

Every day, they send me pictures of three girls, and they add "They seem to be perfect matches for you!" along with numbers like 97% and 92% and 95%. To me, "perfect" should be 100% but I'm no math expert and I'm not sure these scores are official, anyway.

The problem is, all of these girls are from France. I don't even speak French, aside from the names of some hockey players. (I can say "Mario Lemieux" as good as the next guy.) Aren't we still at war with France? I'm not really up on that stuff.

And I don't remember ever filling out anything that said "I am looking for a girl who is ridiculously far away and who I couldn't talk to, regardless." Admittedly, that's what I run into on pretty much every site, but I never ASKED for that.

Another site likes to send me e-mail saying 32 people looked at my profile and sent me messages I can't read unless I pay $74.99 a month for 37 months. They do include pictures of everyone who allegedly looked at my profile, though, and they're more or less evenly divided between obvious scammer/spammers and frighteningly scary locals who I would run and hide from if I ever saw them in real life.

One woman in particular, who is the size and shape of Alaska, has been relentlessly sending me messages on that site for ages. There appears to be no way to block mail there, either. Not that it matters since I can't read them anyway, but it's just the idea of these incessant notifications. Don't people have anything better to do? I know I don't, but everyone else should.

thanks everybody, you are all too nice to a stranger, i really appreciate it. hope everyone is getting full.

I just made and ate Lamb Kabobs!





I now have a pile of empty skewers!





They were that good!


Now who says you have to have turkey or ham on this day?


Next year I am serving my landlord with Fava beans and Chianti! I hope this means a reduction in rent! (Man if you think I am serious YOU are the one who needs a checkup from the neck up!)




So do you bow to convention or do you flatuate in its face?

Im home alone on thanksgiving with no fricken food. My poor daughter went to E.R. yesterday and turns out she has pneumonia. She was not breathing well and can barely talk. Being that we ahd left for vacation the dr. advised we come back to the city with warmer temps, since cold air makes it much worse. Plus no fireplace cuz the smoke too. In other words, we had to leave our thanksgiving dinner behind and drive all the way home. Guess i will head to store and get some stouffers mac n cheese and whip up some green been casserole for the two of us. She is on steroids now and antibiotics, still sounds like crap though. Hope she gets well soon, missing thanksgiving dinner and family is nothing to me if my baby girl can get better. Laying on the couch with her now.

Haha your reply was by far the best! XD

Fact #1 about me: I want to get into Dr. Who, but I don't know if I should get into the older version or the newer version first... Suggestions?

After 8GB of RAM it becomes redundant, just about every program isn't going to touch more than 8GB's...regardless. Most programs don't use more than 4, always makes me giggle when people stuff their machine with more than 8GB's of RAM. Useless really.

not necessarily sperm donor sweetie!


but it's a lot more fun the natural way, and ya, I guess the little swimmers have to come from somewhere

extinct,,lol
still takes the sperm and the egg for each of us to be here,,,,

They've been Torgofied

Kiss my lily-white azz...you know who you are