Blocked?? Oh crap !! I honestly didn't know that. What the f*** did I do? No wonder, that answered some ?s. I am sooo sorry. Thank You !! Where do I send your flowers?

"She's so hot I'd eat the corn...". Whoa !! I prefer "I'd crawl barechested across 5 miles of broken glass to smell the exhaust of the truck that delivered her jeans" OR my all time favorite "She's got the whites teeth I ever wanted to come across" but those are for an entirely different post.

"Beauty is on the eyes of the beholder" Me eyes behold beauty. How can I decline? Would a new friend care to chat?

Lynann: For a small fee, I can shoot the P***k.

I can only think of one thing that's scary and wonderful at same time and I would man up and hope I can still chase her around the kitchen table 50 years from now.

"my friend was,like,really,mad..." . Similar to " I like him/her,I just don't like LIKE him/her so it's not a date Date date." WTF?

"call me when you got no class" one of my all time favorites

"Pot calling kettle black" I dont get it. Isn't pot usually green?

"If it wasn't for me....." you're right it wasn't for you it was for me

"hard as a rock" Damn another note to self:

Note to self: no more "my bad"

"If I had a dollar every time...." Well,apparently you don't cuz u r not sharing

"No,that's not a knife in my pocket" - oh, you mean HEAR cliche not RESPOND with cliche. my bad:

It's a tough call. One should post a self portrait if they're going to introduce themself to the world. In my case, the dog was a helluva lot cuter - and not even my dog. Borrowed camera from sister, went to upload and thought "what the hell". With that in mind, guy/gals that outright lie on the profile is B.S. I have never been married and have no kids, I'm still new to these sites and it's a bummer to find out that somebody viewed me and assumed I was B.S.'ing about my marriage status and other things, so in that respect I have to agree with JuliaA. Image isjust that: an image. There is a message button to ask something. Isn't that we're here for? As for the rules go: when uploaded puppy dog, I checked general guidelines, said nothing about had to be me. I know my glasses are old, so if I missed that rule leet me know and I'll repost picture

reminds me of the person that wrote "They say attitude is everything, I've had an attitude for years and got nothing. I don't get it."

For entertainment purposes: Gents: "Why the buy cow when you can get the milk for free?" Ladies :"Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?"

World of Warcraft?? I wish, couldn't get the damn computer to run the 10 day free trial

Yeah, quarter and nickel, that was easy - I figured. different riddle? no coins?

Does the use for duct tape post earlier count? She never did answer if the napkin smelled like chloroform

Attention defici--- Oh look something shiny