Never wonder why there area lot of
women and men out there who are single!
It's because they got tired of giving their
everything to people they loved most and
they ended up with nothing. So if you are
currently in love with someone, please
love that person genuinely, try your
best to make that person happy, don't make that person regret why he/she
met you, erase away the painthat person
has at heart, make that person believe
that TRUE LOVE exists. Don’t turn out to
be like his or her heartless ex. Please
mean it when you say that YOU LOVE HIM
OR HER. Respect that dude orbabe of
yours, be faithful, caring, trust worthy,
forgiving, understanding andpatient. Mean
everything you utter out to that innocent
lover of yours and don't lovehim or her
for fun. Use any chance you get with that person, appreciate what he/she doesfor
you. Don’t listen to rumors. Make every
moment memorable and always pray to
God to make your relationship last forever. Let you couple be admirable and act as a good example to others.
Thanks!

Never wonder why there area lot of
women and men out there who are single!
It's because they got tired of giving their
everything to people they loved most and
they ended up with nothing. So if you are
currently in love with someone, please
love that person genuinely, try your
best to make that person happy, don't make that person regret why he/she
met you, erase away the painthat person
has at heart, make that person believe
that TRUE LOVE exists. Don’t turn out to
be like his or her heartless ex. Please
mean it when you say that YOU LOVE HIM
OR HER. Respect that dude orbabe of
yours, be faithful, caring, trust worthy,
forgiving, understanding andpatient. Mean
everything you utter out to that innocent
lover of yours and don't lovehim or her
for fun. Use any chance you get with that person, appreciate what he/she doesfor
you. Don’t listen to rumors. Make every
moment memorable and always pray to
God to make your relationship last forever. Let you couple be admirable and act as a good example to others.
Thanks! ;-(

Letz do this. Make a funny CV like This.

NAME: Ezinne MaCollins Ifenna.
STATE: Anambra state
Date: 8th Sept
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
-Removing teeth 4rm a live Tiger
-Catching bullet with bare hands
-Jumpin up and down Mount Everest
MY RECORDS:
-skinned a crocodile alive.
- held my breath under d water for 5months 3weeks 6hours 45min10sec.
GREAT ACHIEVEMENT:
- fluent in 10,698 languages-out-r­ an a cheetah and overtook a London bound flight to reachheathrow airportfirst from Nigeria.
-surfed on a hot coal while a volcano was still erupting.
SILLY THING DONE:
-snow boarding on Mt. sinai
-skydiving 4rm outer space
EMBARRASSING MOMENT
-couldnt kill 100 bears (dangerous animal) with a single punch,Only 99 died instantly
PROUDEST MOMENT
- when a cobra bite me and died
- when I saved d planet by divertin an asteriod ( a threatening spaceobject to the world) with just one kick...
BIGGEST DREAMS
Designing an Air Conditioner to be installed in the sun.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME
*I really don't like 2 brag.. At all.
*Also, since my mama born me.. I never lie before.

Their was this man called Ikpos, he is a popular casket maker, in one famous country of the world. So, one day somebody purchased one his Casket for Burial purpose through online Booking. Now he has to deliver the Casket to the burial arena. On his way to deliver the Casket, his car broke down. He tried to rectify the fault but he could'nt. Now time is running out of him and he had no option rather than carrying the casket on his head!
On his way approaching the Police check point, the Police'men saw him and wanted to make money out of him. As he approaches the police men shouted;
Hey! You! Bring ur fulking self here!
Who are u?
What are u carring? And
where are u going to? The Police man asked.
And the Casket maker said;
i'm a Spirit,
Relocating with my House to bury my self in another place because i dont like where my people buried me.
The police men on duty flee away leaving the whole vehicle they were holding.
Hahaha!
Now tell me!
Among the police men and the casket maker, who foold each other?