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| Topic: Laugh ur head off! The Funny Gasket Maker and the Policemen! | |
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Their was this man called Ikpos, he is a popular casket maker, in one famous country of the world. So, one day somebody purchased one his Casket for Burial purpose through online Booking. Now he has to deliver the Casket to the burial arena. On his way to deliver the Casket, his car broke down. He tried to rectify the fault but he could'nt. Now time is running out of him and he had no option rather than carrying the casket on his head!
On his way approaching the Police check point, the Police'men saw him and wanted to make money out of him. As he approaches the police men shouted; Hey! You! Bring ur fulking self here! Who are u? What are u carring? And where are u going to? The Police man asked. And the Casket maker said; i'm a Spirit, Relocating with my House to bury my self in another place because i dont like where my people buried me. The police men on duty flee away leaving the whole vehicle they were holding. Hahaha! Now tell me! Among the police men and the casket maker, who foold each other? |
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Their was this man called Ikpos, he is a popular casket maker, in one famous country of the world. So, one day somebody purchased one his Casket for Burial purpose through online Booking. Now he has to deliver the Casket to the burial arena. On his way to deliver the Casket, his car broke down. He tried to rectify the fault but he could'nt. Now time is running out of him and he had no option rather than carrying the casket on his head! On his way approaching the Police check point, the Police'men saw him and wanted to make money out of him. As he approaches the police men shouted; Hey! You! Bring ur fulking self here! Who are u? What are u carring? And where are u going to? The Police man asked. And the Casket maker said; i'm a Spirit, Relocating with my House to bury my self in another place because i dont like where my people buried me. The police men on duty flee away leaving the whole vehicle they were holding. Hahaha! Now tell me! Among the police men and the casket maker, who foold each other?
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Letz do this. Make a funny CV like This.
NAME: Ezinne MaCollins Ifenna. STATE: Anambra state Date: 8th Sept GENDER: Male HOBBIES: -Removing teeth 4rm a live Tiger -Catching bullet with bare hands -Jumpin up and down Mount Everest MY RECORDS: -skinned a crocodile alive. - held my breath under d water for 5months 3weeks 6hours 45min10sec. GREAT ACHIEVEMENT: - fluent in 10,698 languages-out-r an a cheetah and overtook a London bound flight to reachheathrow airportfirst from Nigeria. -surfed on a hot coal while a volcano was still erupting. SILLY THING DONE: -snow boarding on Mt. sinai -skydiving 4rm outer space EMBARRASSING MOMENT -couldnt kill 100 bears (dangerous animal) with a single punch,Only 99 died instantly PROUDEST MOMENT - when a cobra bite me and died - when I saved d planet by divertin an asteriod ( a threatening spaceobject to the world) with just one kick... BIGGEST DREAMS Designing an Air Conditioner to be installed in the sun. SOMETHING ABOUT ME *I really don't like 2 brag.. At all. *Also, since my mama born me.. I never lie before. |
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Dat was reli funi...
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