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Thu 05/16/13 02:12 AM
Edited by leevice on Thu 05/16/13 02:13 AM
i want to
watch you
walking
near the beach

your hair
sway by the wind

tides rolling
under your feet

ah where?
can i find you?

under the sun?

leevice's photo
Wed 05/15/13 11:58 PM
An employee was off that day because he is sick.
His supervisor would like to open his computer and look for files.
But the supervisor could not open the pc, he don't know the password.
And so he called his employee...

Ring ring ring

Employee: Hello?
Supervisor: Hello, I'm trying to open your computer could you give me
the password?
Employee: F@ck Yourself!
Supervisor: huh? don't get angry I'm just trying to open your computer.
Give me the password.
Employee: I said,, f@ck yourself!

this time the supervisor is agitated

Supervisor: I will fire you if you don't give me the password?
Employee: Sir... the password is... f@ck yourself.
Supervisor: Ah really? okey spell it to me..
Employee: f.@.c.k.y.o.u.r.s.e.l.f.
Supervisor: good..now its open.

The next day... the supervisor tells the employee in the office...
change your password to... f@ck myself..

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Wed 05/15/13 11:02 PM
normal.. i guess

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Wed 05/15/13 09:45 AM
you seems to be a sweet girl..

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Wed 05/15/13 09:25 AM

peace on earth♥♥♥love

Are you troubled... I can give you peace :)

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Wed 05/15/13 09:21 AM
You can find a good man in a church.

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Wed 05/15/13 09:16 AM


say again? lol
guess you can be our Nerd. Lol. :banana:

and what do i expect? lol

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Wed 05/15/13 09:08 AM
I just need 3 things...

1. Good Cook
2. Treat me like I'm the man in the house
3. Be extra sweet in bed

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Wed 05/15/13 09:04 AM
You are a good man krupa!

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Wed 05/15/13 08:51 AM
we like a woman who plays hard to get.

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Wed 05/15/13 08:46 AM


if you are confronted with the situation like..

you see a drowning kid, would you save him?


That depends...has that kid been a screaming Brat who has made me think...

Beat your kid...

In that circumstance....I gotta be honest and say ..."No "

Let him drown.


let say you don't know him at all...

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Wed 05/15/13 08:27 AM
if you are confronted with the situation like..

you see a drowning kid, would you save him?

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Wed 05/15/13 07:56 AM
new in here too...

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Wed 05/15/13 07:54 AM
hi there! see... i got message for you.. ;)

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Wed 05/15/13 07:51 AM
me too

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Wed 05/15/13 07:31 AM
I'm sorry... I thought we are in a beauty pageant, and you are one of the contestant?

Hahaha cheer up! ignore them.

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Wed 05/15/13 07:28 AM
I can't do that to other women who I consider my mother. Well..it's just me..

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Wed 05/15/13 06:57 AM
why do you have to trusts?

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Wed 05/15/13 06:53 AM
knock! knock!

what's inside?

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Wed 05/15/13 06:46 AM
Thinking?

going home baby..

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