An employee was off that day because he is sick.
His supervisor would like to open his computer and look for files.
But the supervisor could not open the pc, he don't know the password.
And so he called his employee...

Ring ring ring

Employee: Hello?
Supervisor: Hello, I'm trying to open your computer could you give me
the password?
Employee: F@ck Yourself!
Supervisor: huh? don't get angry I'm just trying to open your computer.
Give me the password.
Employee: I said,, f@ck yourself!

this time the supervisor is agitated

Supervisor: I will fire you if you don't give me the password?
Employee: Sir... the password is... f@ck yourself.
Supervisor: Ah really? okey spell it to me..
Employee: f.@.c.k.y.o.u.r.s.e.l.f.
Supervisor: good..now its open.

The next day... the supervisor tells the employee in the office...
change your password to... f@ck myself..