One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

Depeche Mode - John The Revelator. you tube get the good vid.

The major argument here presented by many skeptics is that Jesus never existed. When real scholars of the Bible talk about "the historical Jesus" they don't' just examine the issues pertaining to his existence, they all assume he existed. But, this view that he never existed has become very fashionable on the Internet, which is very odd since no academic, or scholar, or anyone off of the Internet takes it seriously. Yet, it is growing in popularity on the discussion boards thanks to a whole host of sites which tout this absurd nonsense. The basic argument is merely an argument from silence, and is based upon the lack of very many extra-Bblical sources about Jesus from his own time. The arguments says "If Jesus really existed, worked miracles and rose form the dead, the whole world would know about him. Historians of his own day would have written volumes about him." Of course they also add that there are no official records of his existence, no birth certificate and so on. This is merely absurd because they didn't' have birth certificates and we have very few records of any individuals in that time. There were many, in fact a host, of "healers" and "wonder workers" running around all over the Roman world of that day, so to single out this one guy in Palestine just because his followers made claims about him is absurd.

Now Skeptics will often charge "you cannot prove that Jesus really existed..." But wait! This is not the believer's burden to prove! No academic scholar or real historian takes the Jesus-Myth theory seriously, and no historian can 'prove' that anyone existed. All history is basically a matter of probablitliy based upon best guess from documentary sources. The existence of Jesus has been accepted by history for centuries. IT is the skeptic's burden to overturn that presumption and prove that Jesus didn't exist!

I. The Secular Sources and How Historians View Them.



A. Several Extra-Biblical records


1)Skeptics will often alledge that "no extra biblical evidence for Jesus' existence exists." This is far from the truth. All of these following historians, of first and early second century, mention Jesus of Nazareth as a historical figure who existed in the first century CE, or they mention Christ.

* Thallus (c. 50-75AD)

*Phlegon (First century)

* Josephus (Antiquities of the Jews, c.93)

* Tacitus (Annals, c.115-120)

* Suetonius (Lives of the Caesars, c. 125)

* Galen (various writings, c.150)

* Celsus (True Discourse, c.170).


* Mara Bar Serapion (pre-200?)

* Talmudic References( written after 300 CE, but some refs probably go back to eyewitnesses)

*Lucian (Second century)

*Numenius (Second cent.)

*Galerius (Second Cent.)

Is this what you want to say???????
Depech mode.
Play the song it goes right along with the dancing Bananas!!!



John the Revelator
Put him in a elevator
Take him up to the highest high
Take him up to the top where the mountains stop
Let him tell his book of lies

John the Revelator
He's a smooth operator
It's time we cut him down to size
Take him by the hand
And put him on the stand
Let us hear his alibis

By claiming God as his only rock
He's stealing a god from the Israelite
Stealing a god from a Muslim, too
There is only one god through and through

Seven lies, mulitplied by seven, multiplied by seven again
Seven angels with seven trumpets
Send them home on the morning train
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
All he ever gives us is pain
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
He should bow his head in shame

Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye

Seven lies, mulitplied by seven, multiplied by seven again
Seven angels with seven trumpets
Send them home on the morning train
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
All he ever gives us is pain
Well who's that shouting?
John the Revelator!
He should bow his head in shame

Bye-bye
Bye-bye
John the Revelator
Bye-bye
John the Revelator
Bye-bye
John the Revelator

I am moven to Philly. Where should I live???

UUMMMM that's sarcasm..women are also very good at that. She is saying that you are obsessive this is what drove this girl away- because most teenage girls rebel against what even their parents demand and would usually do the exact opposite of those demands.

Remember what Yoda said:

Insecurity leads to obssession..Obssesson leads to wierdness...wierdness lead to prison or the funny farm.

This is also supported by genetic factors in modern day chimpanzees and humans. There is a high degree of genetic similarity between humans and chimpanzees. Presumably, the 95-99% overlap of DNA sequences indicates that humans and chimpanzees arose from a common ancestor in the relatively recent past (about 6 million years ago).


This explains why my neighbor has a unibrow and keeps throwing his feces at me when I look over the fence.I'm checking for a tail next time I see him.

Take the crazy one for a while. Maybe she just needs some meds and a wild time. Let her bonk your brains out too.

Seriously though : You seem a little uptight. I am telling you just talk to women and you will get more and more comfortable around them.
This web site is a great place to do that.
We all say dumb stuff around women and we get a little goofy too. So you are not the first nor the last.
You want a girl who is into what you are into. Sports ,clubs, dancing ..women looooovvvveee to dance.
Try it and if a girl turns you down there is always another one around the bend. Rejection sucks but no pain no gain. It beats living in moms basement looking at computer porn all day. I wouldnt know about that but I hear things. The more you try the easier it gets. Trust me.

True forgiveness is not revenge. You are just letting go of the wrong (pain,hurt,injustice) and leaving the situation up to a higher power.I call that power God.
I have seen this in my life and it is amazing how things end up working out. I was railroaded out of a job once by some fellow employees. The day after I was fired I was called by a company that offered me a lot more money and better working conditions.I hit my knees that night if ya know what I'm saying.

That a girl!!!

True to me. I would like to see how people in general feel about this subject. My self I have always thought that you get what you give.

Is taking revenge on someone worth it?

Hide their body in the attic.

I joke i joke!!!

Have some fun!!! You are to young to be caught up on one girl. Dont be dumb. You don't look like the hunch back of Norterdame or Keith Richards ...so Hell you got a shot with all kinds of ladies.

Man,just fly out to Las Vegas and go to the bunny ranch. Get a two fer special.You will not even think of this little girl again...ever ever ever. She wants a bad boy well buying sex and drinking to much is a start. Get yourself a tattoo while your at it. Hey grab her moms A$$ the next time you see that old bat.When she speaks to you by name tell her she has to call you "Daddy" from now on. Bad boy what a ding bat.

My dog drugg his butt on my carpet Sunday...he is retarded ya know.

Why so picky about words???????? Let it go. No one is perfect ...Right. Is that picture of you or brittnayyyy? Smoken hot!!!

Still at it I see.

Iraq has no gun/atomic bomb...Russia is a weak crack dealer with a 357mag and a 1000 rounds of amo....nukes.