lady; hallo is this the police station, mmmmm help there is a man in my roooooooom and he is raping me ohhhhh God, right now. Mmmmmmm plz can youuu mmmm yeees ahhhhh arrest him tommorw

A few days after Christmas, a mother was
working in the kitchen listening to her
young son playing with his new electric
train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons
of ******* who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of ******* who are getting on, get
your ***** in the train, cause we're going
down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this
house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with
your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the
bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her son say, "All passengers
who are disembarking from the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
riding with us today and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon." She hears the little
boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added, "For those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
the ***** in the kitchen."

When i ask pple abt LOVE some say; love is
USA ( Under Skirt Activity), others say love
is JAPAN ( Jumping And Pumping At
Night), but a few say love is AFRICA( After
****ing Rest In Cool Area), some say love
is SUDAN( Sex Usually Done At Night),. The rest say love is INDIA( I'll Never Do It
Again). Which of the above categories are
you?

johnny: 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 Teacher:
where is 5?
johnny: Yesterday, I heard on d
news dat 5 died
in a car accident ....

im a young but bright man, looking for a (1) women in 30s, dont be late

love is a life cycle. Their is the introduction were u a getting to know each other
the growth which is the experiment stage this is the most intresting stage were u get to know someone better,
the maturity, dus were the i dont care attitude begins, which lead to...
The decline, this is were true love begins, you know now your partner well his/her strength and weakness, this is were you decide if the person is the right one and you want to spent quit some time with. Its either you negotiate, give in to her or his demands or you toraret so as to stay in relationship, or you kick him/her out and look for another if u dont have already at this stage.
In a relationship one is more serious than the other, know which of these two are you
The serious one- u give in to your partner demands and avoid conflicts at all cost.
Not serious one- you always blame your partner for wrong doings even if you are wrong, you dont tolarate and fll u want another.
for a better relationship, at the decline stage were u get most of the problem analyse yourself which of the two you are and know what you should do
Good luck

whats wrong with women.

what is age? If u fll u love someone older than you, is it bad to ask them out. What if that women is married, and u fll that u want her, what should i do.