A few days after Christmas, a mother was
working in the kitchen listening to her
young son playing with his new electric
train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons
of ******* who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of ******* who are getting on, get
your ***** in the train, cause we're going
down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this
house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with
your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the
bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her son say, "All passengers
who are disembarking from the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
riding with us today and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon." She hears the little
boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added, "For those of you who are pissed
off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
the ***** in the kitchen."

nice one