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Tue 01/27/09 01:02 AM
I hugged a tree once but it screamed rape.

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Tue 01/27/09 01:01 AM
That's 'cause you're doing it wrong.
pitchfork

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Tue 01/27/09 01:00 AM
I can totally imagine the pitch for season 3:

VH1 Exec #1: OK so how about this season we have Bret just vomit directly into peoples brains...

VH1 Exec #2: Dude that's brilliant! We are so getting a Cable Ace award1 Thanks Satan for hooking us up with this job dude bro!

Satan: No problem, keep up the good work and thanks for all the souls.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:54 AM
<-- not a window.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:53 AM

tehehe

I'm feeling very speshul right now blushing

If only there were a window near by that needed licking...

rofl


Just don't get any more drool on your new helmet...

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Tue 01/27/09 12:48 AM

I think you're the awsomest!


Well duh!

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Tue 01/27/09 12:41 AM
::hugs moof::

Luv ya big guy. Hang in there. We should hang out sometime, I'm tired of being the one getting struck by lightning all the time...

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Tue 01/27/09 12:38 AM
No dude...that beard is awesome.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:37 AM
That's what she said.




bwahahahahahaha!

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Tue 01/27/09 12:35 AM

understand when you tell them you don't games?

I.E.
I've let my gf know I'm not a game player, and refuse to play them but she still trys to play them but i won't...i'm hoping she understands that after today thoughdevil




I dont games. I dont games all the time.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:34 AM
Edited by ChefBadger on Tue 01/27/09 12:34 AM
<-- No one.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:33 AM
I'm gonna have to speak to your keepers at the zoo about cutting off your internet privileges after 8pm.

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Tue 01/27/09 12:26 AM
Aaaaand the crowd goes wild!

::Standing Ovation for Kim::

pitchfork drinker :banana: drinker :banana: drinker :banana: drinker pitchfork

Ahem...can someone get some Aloe Vera for flyace?
Maybe a Burn Unit or Intensive care? I hear Johns Hopkins has a good burn unit...

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Tue 01/27/09 12:12 AM
Yeah eff those guys... who wants to be stupid "Sandwich Artist" anyways! rofl

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Tue 01/27/09 12:07 AM
Reality Shows are the Herpes of TV like Mindy is the Herpes of Mingle...

Every program director at VH1 will roast in hell for re-defining the lowest common tv-viewing denominator.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:53 PM




5 Dollar Footlooooongs...





Damn you Subway... Damn you to hell. And F*ck you Jared.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:52 PM


5 Dollar.

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Mon 01/26/09 11:52 PM

5.

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Sat 01/24/09 02:21 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Sat 01/24/09 02:22 PM
I predict I will only be watching for the commercials, :;yawn;: no Patriots...no bueno.


(11-5 and the friggin Chargers get a spot!? That's almost as gay as the BCS)

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Sat 01/24/09 02:17 PM
Just remember kids...You can't drink all day, unless you start in the morning.

drinker :banana: drinker

(And bonus points for inebriating yourself until you do that banana dance!)


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