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Thu 12/11/08 09:44 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/11/08 09:53 PM
Nice.

I can teach you some phrases in Russian and Bosnian.

Then they'll reeeealy leave you alone.

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Thu 12/11/08 09:36 PM


Say hi to ya mother for me ok?

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Thu 12/11/08 09:23 PM
AAAAhahahaha... I saw that short when they aired it. I laughed so hard I...Jizzed...in...my pants.

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Thu 12/11/08 09:14 PM
smokin

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Thu 12/11/08 09:06 PM


And the Funky Bunch.



Funky?

Maybe you should scrub harder, lol.


When I do that I get...those...GOOD VIBRAAAATIONS! Yeah feel it feel it c'mon!

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Thu 12/11/08 09:02 PM


So there.

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Thu 12/11/08 09:00 PM
And the Funky Bunch.

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Thu 12/11/08 08:57 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/11/08 08:58 PM


They filmed "Happy Feet" behind her house you know.


funny, I thought they filmed it in your pants!


That was Boogie Nights.

edit::banana:

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Thu 12/11/08 08:52 PM
They filmed "Happy Feet" behind her house you know.

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Thu 12/11/08 08:50 PM
Cause its this or play with the penguins.

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Thu 12/11/08 08:48 PM
Pssh... just distract her with some Peanut M&M's...

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Thu 12/11/08 08:45 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/11/08 08:46 PM
Its two pints of beer stacked on top of each other.
And Im drinking them both using my beer-ninja skills.


This was also like our 8th stop on what is now a legendary bar-crawl a couple years ago. drinker

edit: (Dan: exactly.)

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Thu 12/11/08 08:41 PM







So has this thread not helped to inundate you with crap from all the pervy guys?


no sir.


Im surprised!

They must all think you are a fake!


I've been accused.


And for a change, it wasnt by me! haha!


I don't remember you accusing me of anything...?
some guy did at the beginning of the last thread.
and then of course that one girl that we all hope to see again. in neverville.


I really meant that i have accused a lot of people of being fake in the past. Although not on here!

Mind you i was right, MOST of the time.

I never thought you were fake, i just didnt necessarily think you were real at one point!






The phrase "too good to be true" comes to mind. But she really is the real deal.

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Thu 12/11/08 08:34 PM



I was informed. devil

My only regret is that I wont be there.


Yeah..its gonna be fun.





Jason what are you planning???huh



Shhhhh. Dont worry about it.

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Thu 12/11/08 08:30 PM
I was informed. devil

My only regret is that I wont be there.

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Thu 12/11/08 08:26 PM
Hola bonita, como esta?

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Thu 12/11/08 08:23 PM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/11/08 08:23 PM
Yeah...that guy...what an effing tool. And J, Myka and I meant what we said. Feel free.

That is all.

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Thu 12/11/08 12:00 AM
Edited by ChefBadger on Thu 12/11/08 12:02 AM
Come for the pretty weeemen...stay for the whale blubber and high-test shrubbery (and Tim Hortons)...

Ah Canada...America's hat...

G'night peeps, I now return to regularly scheduled peaceful evening. smokin

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Wed 12/10/08 11:21 PM
JAG,
Oh please believe that your advice thread is about as far from the strata of douchebaggery as that ham-fisted inappropriate attempt to analyze someone.

"Your shenanigans are cheeky and fun, where as his are sad and tragic"


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Wed 12/10/08 11:00 PM

oh I see

yep that was outta line.dreamer hasnt done nothing,I dont know her,but she seems to be a sweetheart.


She is.

And deserves way better than to have trite, cocky, sh!tbags assuming that it's apropos to abuse her trust because they so arrogantly assume they know whats best for someone else.

Armchair-therapists might as well be sewer rats.

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