I second that.

It's a tie between Your the inspiration by chicago and bohemian rhapsody by queen.

I have a feeling some people out there are missing out on knowing what your really about. They have very little in common with your profile and think because they find so little in common with it that they won't have anything else in common with you. If you have at lest 3 common interest with someone why not message them to find out if you have more in common. Also you may find some of what write about them self neat too, but I feel like because there is so little there you think your short message won't catch that persons attention. It might, but if you don't try you won't know. I mean you clicked on the profile for a reason and see you have things in common(A lest 3.) so why don't you send a message of some kind because it can't hurt you. Who knows in the end you may have more in common with that person then you know and may end up becoming friends or even dating. So next time you click on a profile and find things in common message them because if you don't then why did you view them?

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. ��There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse��s anus and licked it. ��Now you must do the same, he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. Second, the professor continued, ��you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man��s anus, but licked my index finger?��

As the article states from rolling stone Michale Keaton has been in long talks with Tim Burton about a sequel to the original movie that would take place 27 years later. Michael hopes to get Winona Ryder to play her roll again as Lydia Deetz. Michael says that he was a huge part of him and wounder what Lydia would be up to 27 years later. More about it here: http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/michael-keaton-confirms-beetlejuice-2-talks-with-director-tim-burton-20140214

I have a strong feeling that most people on dating sites take one look at a photo and think they can tell a whole lot about you based on it. Enough so that they think that what they think your about is correct. It may not be and they may never know because they won't click on your profile. I can see if your not clicking because i'm not the kind of guy appearance wise, but I feel that people judge you more on what they think they see of me in that photo. That can cost you because I may have the appearance body wise your looking for, but you may say I hate that style of cloth and then think i'm someone that i'm not. All in all there is a lot more to a person that there picture and not looking beyond that could cost you a bad relationship if you go out with someone based on photo alone or more so on photo than what they wrote about them.

Anime yes, but no manga. Some of them are cardfight Vangaurd, Zoids, and Naruto.

Each day we all have one thing that is a must and without it the day isn't complete. For me that is knowing I am loved. Without that I don't feel I belong here.

Which is better TV or movies. For me I say movies are better because of the story's told, music, and the visuals. With TV a lot of the time I feel episodes a lot of time lack in story, have hardly any music, and visuals aren't always the best they could be and the movie version is sometime 10x better.

Huey Lewis & the News

tropic thunder

For me right now is big 100.3 from here in Maryland because of the annual all day beatles Christmas, top 1,000 count down of best classic rock songs, and on saturday at 10 pm here in Maryland past live concerts. go to wbig.com and click listen live or go find them on i heart radio.

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room.

When he got there, he saw mommy bouncing up and down on daddy. When his dad noticed him in the doorway, the kid ran away.

The mother got off and got dressed quickly, and went to the boy's room. He was in his bed, and he asked, "Mommy, what were you doing to daddy?"

The mother replied, "Well, your father has noticed his belly getting bigger, and I was just trying to flatten his tummy for him by bouncing on it."

"Oh, that's what you were doing. But you're wasting your time mommy." The boy said.

"Oh, and why is that?" The mom asked.

"Because everyday when you leave for work, the neighbor lady comes over, gets on her knees and blows it right back up again.

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."

The second man married a telephone operator.

Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, "Wow, he's one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom."

The third man married a school teacher.

Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid."

At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn't call until much later in the day.

The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

"Sir, what happened?" asked Jeff. "You married a nurse."

"Son, don't ever marry a nurse," the man sourly replied. "All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary'."

The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator's husband calling for breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.

"What happened?" Jeff asked with surprise. "Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices."

"Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator," the man groaned. "All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'."

Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher's husband would be calling at any moment.

Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.

Jeff couldn't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple's room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs.

"My goodness sir, what happened to you?" Jeff asked, fearing the worst. "Did you have a fight?"

The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry be sure it's to a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, 'We're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right'."

I love that song and after seeing it is now stuck in my head.

Is there any song(s) that you just can't get out of your head? My only song is Money (That's What I Want) by The Flying Lizards.

If a store sold everything that could legally be bought what kind of items would be funny to see bought together. Combine as many items as you want as long as they sound funny together. Now I seen these items bought at a grocery I worked at: A box of condoms and a vine tomato.

jumpin jack flash by Rolling Stones