1. crowded elevater smells different to midget
2. man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
3. war dosnt determine who is right, war determins who is left
4. man with one chopstick go hungry
5. man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
6. virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
7. passionet kiss like spiders web, soon lesd to undoing of fly
8. man who run in front of car get tired
9. man who run behind car get exhausted
10. man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs
11. man who drive like hell bound to get there
12. man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
13. man who eat many prunes get good run for money
14. it takes many nails to build krib but one skrew to fill it
15. man who stand on toilet is high on pot

13 tings that you might be slightly tipsy!
1. the parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
2. you lose arguments with inatimate objects
3. you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling of the earth
4. your job is interfering with your drinking
5. your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohal system
6. the back of your head keeps gatting hit by the toilet seat
10. there are 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day is not a
coincidence to you
1112.. you can focus better with one eye closed
15478.,; your twin sons are named Barley and Hops
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