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Fri 03/16/12 02:02 PM
actually i think there are a lot of diffrent versions. i couldnt remember the one from back when i was in elementary school but that was a little close

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Fri 03/16/12 01:28 PM
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.


cottonelle's photo
Fri 03/16/12 11:07 AM
is it true you can get high licking a certain kind of toad?

cottonelle's photo
Fri 03/16/12 10:59 AM
Edited by cottonelle on Fri 03/16/12 11:00 AM
cant wait for the day she has a friend over and asks her "can i help you with the "dishes"

cottonelle's photo
Fri 03/16/12 10:56 AM
i have a really good "dishwasher" that does a really good handjob on my "dishes". she can really polish them "dishes" to a shine

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Thu 03/08/12 05:48 PM

Since i joined this dating site for nearly a week now, things have not been working out as imagined. i have never recieved even a single nurge from any girl. so am ceasing this opportunity to ask the peaple before me if this is how it really works. I desprately need a lady for a serious relationship.

get a damn blow up doll and quit your whinning

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Thu 03/08/12 05:46 PM
question is do you like it when men wear make-up?

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 05:29 PM
depends how ugly they are. if they are really ugly i guess the darker make-up

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 05:19 PM
Edited by cottonelle on Thu 03/08/12 05:20 PM

How do you like your Meat cooked?


i like mine kissed gently before put in the "oven"

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 05:17 PM

But, but some people are never wrong.


thats right. rules around here is.....

(1) i`m always right
(2) i`m never wrong
(3) in case of doubt refer to rules 1 and 2

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 02:44 PM
either im already drunk or your picture is tilted

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 02:24 PM
i own shoots and latters so i know i have game

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 12:39 PM
Edited by cottonelle on Thu 03/08/12 12:41 PM

me tooohwell embarassed laugh







WHAT IN GODS NAME!!!!!!!!!!


not sure even what to say. probably best i dont LOL!

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Thu 03/08/12 12:36 PM
guess i forgot to lock the door

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 12:02 PM
actually it looks like hes checking out his junk

cottonelle's photo
Thu 03/08/12 11:56 AM
your heads not straight, its tilted forward

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Wed 03/07/12 10:46 AM
i`m sorry

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Sat 02/18/12 01:32 PM
they rent them out by the hour on some street corners

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Fri 02/17/12 04:52 PM
you will get ignored if you have someone going in and jacking every thread just for there attention and entertainment


but then i really dont care, just pointing out a observation


anyway....carry on....

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Thu 02/16/12 06:48 PM


if a man farts in space and there is no one around to hear or smell it does it actually smell and make sound?
Well the gas itself would conduct the vibrations of it being expelled, so sound would exist even if no one was within the gas to hear it.

The smell, well same thing. If that gas did end up being detected by a old factory sensor it would probably be deemed to smell bad . . . but you never know people can be weird like that . . .

Was I not supposed to take this seriously? Doh!


i guess it makes sence. to bad i cant go out to space and test the theory

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