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Sat 12/12/09 02:01 PM

I noticed that but sometimes the political forum needs some humor laugh

gets enough humor with people taking rush and glenn beck suriously

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Sat 12/12/09 01:54 PM
the op does realise this should be in the humor section.....right?

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Sat 12/12/09 01:49 PM
hes going to smoke up all the drugs before they reach america...lol

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Sat 12/12/09 01:28 PM
i still remember when you was knee high to a grasshopper...lol

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Sat 12/12/09 01:22 PM

We are here because Life is.

We are manifestations, expressions, demonstrations, of a Divine Idea from the Mind of Love.



actually i`m here because of a cheap bottle of wine and a broken condom

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Sat 12/12/09 01:20 PM
WOW!

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Sat 12/12/09 01:11 PM
growing up my purpose was to mow the lawn and change the channels on the tv for my dad

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Sat 12/12/09 01:04 PM

WTF OVER? Dude, I don't even know if I should rant on here! I'm following ya'll advices that I shouldn't be looking. Ok, I got that! Its better off if I just make friends which I'm better off with doing anyways. But dude, my ex wife is just getting pissed off about something, she thinks that I'm looking! Well, WAS, until ya'll advise me not to so I've stopped. WTF do I suppose to do? She thinks that I'm looking for a date or something. I mean I do have an account on singlesnet but people in there are more likely want to be friends than get in a relationship. I all for that! I'm just glad to meet these people, male and female and became friends! I just don't know what to do, I'm having some kind of nervous break down here...LMAO!

shes your ex so why worry what she thinks. you a single grown adult, do what you want

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Sat 12/12/09 12:56 PM

so im kinda seein this girl that i lived with for a month and things got weird so i moved out.now she wants to hang out and date and get to know eachother better but she wanted to sleep on the couch last night.and said it was for her.whats this all about?

did you try following her out to the couch with a bottle of jack daniels, a box of condoms and a pitched tent saying "heres pointing at you, kid!"?

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Tue 11/17/09 06:09 PM
kate hudson but i`ll leave the details out of it...lol

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Thu 10/22/09 05:48 PM
well, whining about it certainly aint going to help...lol

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Thu 10/22/09 05:42 PM




Good for him! other criminals need to take note.

AMEN!!!


child molesters just sicken me bad


acually i think he got the easy way out because you know what happens to child molesters in prison

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Thu 10/22/09 05:35 PM

I did some letter writing for the Texas Campaign for the Environment which is a non-profit org that tries to bring awareness to people about electronic waste landfills and how computer companies dont recycle them properly among other things. I also dont drive whatsoever...mainly because of a suspended license but hey technically im helping out. =]

guess where that paper came from that you did your letter writing on....from trees that they cut down when clearing out forest to make room for factories with smokestacks....lol

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Thu 10/22/09 05:25 PM
i never knew what true happiness was till i got married




































then it was to damn late

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Thu 10/22/09 04:56 PM



Worlds most notorious masturbator!

i think my little nephew already holds that record...lol

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Thu 10/22/09 04:31 PM

I just got my computer and it has webcam, but I don't know how to use it. Can someone help me? Thanks, Donna

well, first you must get naked...lol

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Thu 10/22/09 04:07 PM

I'll try for most beer drunk in one sitting if you buy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA

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Thu 10/22/09 03:49 PM
i already came about 5 minutes ago



wich reminds me, i better go wash my hands

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Thu 10/22/09 03:16 PM

I like to eat out!devil be seeing you

yeah, me too. be seeing you



wait! that just did not sound right...lol

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Thu 10/22/09 03:04 PM


honestly...nobody is faithful in love. we all " look "...if you can understand that...

If I am deeply in love with a man, I have NO interest in looking at another.

hey, just because your on a diet dont mean you cant look at the menu