>> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
>> She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
& gt;> 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
>> I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
>>
>> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
>>
>> And then the fight started.....
>>
>> ------------ --------- --------- ------
>>
>> My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I
>> told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
>>
>> and then the fight started.....
>>
>> ------- ----- --------- --------- --------- ------
>> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
>> "
>>
>> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
>> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
>>
>> So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
>>
>> And that's when the fight started....
>>
>> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
>>
>> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
>> we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
>>
>> "No," she answered.
>>
>> I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
>>
>> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
>>
>> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
>>
And that's when the fight started....




Why is it that they are funny as Jokes But never funny when it's actually said to you

nice

I'm luving that one

You got that right

Ok so I currenly an in the Religeous stage and I'm just wandering if it ever gets better or is it all just down hill from there?

care to prove it......

PHPBB sounds kinda kinky

I'd pick that one..


P.S. I have no clue BTW just wanted to be a wise *ss

doh!!!!!!

That's good

Have they identified the child's body that was found by the utility worker a couple of miles away from the house? I read about it a couple of days ago on yahoo.

I just wonder since there is no DNA proof if the case would have stood up with a grand jury. It's always easy to blame a dead guy. Gives the victims family closure, and since he's dead no one really refutes the evidence since there is noone to convict.

I'm just not so sure that a major case that changed the nation was just picked back up and solved lick-ity-split.

Well finally talked to him and told him the deal. Allagedly we are going to met in Febuary for V-day. If he scams out I'm done.

Thank you everyone who gave good advice and many happy returns to you

What did she end up doing?

True....I've been waiting about 6 months now. We have these long wonderfull talkes on the the phone and mail each other at least every other day. I'm not getting the vibe that he's involved Just a constant desire to stahl on meeting. I'd like to date him but I am reluctant to comit if I've never met him face to face. He keeps pushing for a commitment from me, but just wont take the chance and meet me.

I'm at my witts end and when I talk to him next I guess I'll just be blunt and spell it out for him. Meet or lose me.

I can see where it could be that he is yanking my chain I guess I just wanted to give him the benifit of the doubt. He say's all the right things and sounds so honest when he does.......

I guess you live and learn right.....time to have a talk with him and see if I can resolve anything

D*mn*t are you all serious.........he says he's just shy and wants to take it slow......I must really be silly

I think I peed my pants laughing so hard.....

love a good blonde joke......