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Apple's photo
Thu 07/15/21 08:17 PM
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Apple's photo
Thu 07/15/21 08:16 PM
Not much! If you want to be successful on a site like this, post some profile worthy photos (wearing a shirt) and a better write up.

poetry writer is right...i better take serious look n be a friend if ur wearing a shirt.but why mingle allowed it too

Apple's photo
Thu 07/15/21 04:37 AM
Funny:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: .

thanks for enjoying the jokes julieABush:heart_eyes:

Apple's photo
Wed 07/14/21 08:38 PM
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replies,
I don't have to. My mom is a good cook."

?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?º°'°º?o,,,,o?º°'°º?o?

This is the best one.
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a
bedtime story.
From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to
touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek,
then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better
at it, isn't he ?"

🤣:joy::grin::grinning::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Apple's photo
Wed 07/14/21 07:44 PM
a Naked woman robbed a bank


no one remembers her face:wink:🤩

Apple's photo
Tue 07/13/21 11:53 PM
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door, opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?”
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it's the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?”
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just in case this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, “Do you have a Vagina?”
“Yes I do.” says the lady.
The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours":laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::scream:

Apple's photo
Tue 07/13/21 08:36 AM
At a wine merchant, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard, with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.

He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said:
"It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable”.

"That's correct”, said the boss.

Another glass:

"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results”.
"Correct”.

A third glass:

''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive”, calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and - if I don't get the job - I'll name the father”.


Apple's photo
Fri 07/09/21 09:33 AM
Congratulations on your new found happiness, Apple

yeah Kevs..im just waiting for him for the big step..haha

Apple's photo
Fri 07/09/21 03:39 AM
i notice one profile pic being used by aeveral account

Apple's photo
Thu 07/08/21 02:09 AM
i choose both

Apple's photo
Thu 07/08/21 02:09 AM
i have brewed coffee 3 times a day,hot and black,traditional brew

Apple's photo
Thu 07/08/21 02:07 AM
i like my coffee hot and brewed

Apple's photo
Thu 07/08/21 02:06 AM
sometimes it is because of the "match"didnt really match with you.Just like me before i had the filter i had several Hi and hello but i dont reply all,better to ignore than to explain why u wod not want to continue ur convo in case u replied

Apple's photo
Thu 07/08/21 01:58 AM
is it a right topic to start conversation with?

no,i dont think so

Apple's photo
Thu 07/08/21 01:56 AM
welcome to Mingle Pamela

Apple's photo
Wed 07/07/21 05:56 AM
Congrats Apple ... does that mean you are filing for divorce ?

As far as falling in love online ... yes it can happen . Glad you have found someone you enjoy chatting to . Have you met in person yet ? :wave:

thanks Blondey,im divorced already,i hope my Hun will marry me :wink:

Apple's photo
Wed 07/07/21 05:46 AM
Do you see any pattern? Do these mails come from a certain age group or a certain region?

I think, all of us are getting those nasty mails. So please be patient and keep on blocking and reporting.

Larsi666 yes i do blocked them,yes mostly from 25 yrs old below from India,Saudi

Apple's photo
Wed 07/07/21 03:54 AM
just wanted to ask why i keep on receiving naked pictures,penises even if i did not reply or send my pic to them.I thot it is filtered?ive got several.thus i blocked

Apple's photo
Tue 07/06/21 07:53 PM
Hi Apple
Always nice to know that someone has found happiness on Mingle2.
Best wishes to both of you :hugging: :heart_eyes: :hugging:

thanks Mzrosie

Apple's photo
Tue 07/06/21 07:56 AM
Nice.
See this app works ... and it's free ...don't forget to tell your other friends!!!🤪 🤪

yes Slim Gym im doin it

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