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scary guys on here
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But oh baby just meet me i promise you will be sooo glad you did.lmao thats scarly funny |
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scary guys on here
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Heck i dont even ask a girl her name until the 3rd kid is born , let alone her phone number ...  LMAO   LMFAO your kilin me here |
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scary guys on here
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some just dont get it.......... darn them.... darn them! how about $%#@ them or %#$* them or *&%# them or @*%# them or &*#@ them hehe 
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boo boo boo!!!!  Hey Maney's here! I knew he'd show! Lets forget about the loser and make it one big scary party!!!   Lets do the Monster Bash |
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scary guys on here
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we been talking for 5 mins re quested and he already asking for number hell no i've had worse..guys wanting to email me nude pics of them    ewww! ugh! NoWay
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scary guys on here
Edited by
calmguy3
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Sun 06/01/08 01:28 PM
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i keep saying if u want too keep chatting stop chil hes like ok chill and after no but u are pretty he dont even have a pict on his profile Mr sweaty is shy Muahaha.   Must hav pertty Guurl Me likes Pertty Guuurl  Must Talk Tu perrty Gurrrl.
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What? This is a dating site??? No way wheres the Pastries? Hands starting to shake. Muuust haaave sweetie. 
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im in a long distant relationship and its blooming hard..but if theres a will theres a way Hiphip hooray three cheers to DebbieJT You go Gurl |
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I'm here because I got addicted to the forums. I did fall in the LDR trap though, thank goodness I got my leg free before I had to gnaw it off. I think that's the funniest thing I've ever read you type!! Well thank you, my dear!  I'm here to serve.... two drink minimum.... I'll Have a White Russian the drink that is
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I'm here because I got addicted to the forums. I did fall in the LDR trap though, thank goodness I got my leg free before I had to gnaw it off.
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I'm here for the pastries Pastries Donuts Yuummm! Got Milk? |
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why do women
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poke'em in the wrong spot wakes them up I accidentaly did that to her once. Missionary style on a hot summer night. tuntatatun!!! We were going like JackRabbits when it happened. tuntatatun!!! Suddenly a loud scream. tuntatatun!!! Butt it was the wrong kinda scream. tuntatatun!!! She raised her knees to her shoulders in a flash. tuntatatun!!! Planted her feet on my chest tuntatatun!!! catapulted me through the air. tuntatatun!!! With a Snare and Vicious Swears. tuntatatun!!! All i heard as i flew through the air. tuntatatun!!! What The F%#@ are you doing Poking me down their. tuntatatun!!! It ended with an evil Glare of a Stare. tuntatatun!!! I declare i didn't mean to poke you down their. tuntatatun!!! So we went back at it only this time a bit more aware. |
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why do women
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YOU NEED TO WORK ON STAMINA.............. Red Bull Anyone? |
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FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!
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Have you heard of judo
like judo wanna mess with me homes |
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for girls only
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sometimes it's ok to cry like when your eating a jalapeno chicken sandwhich from Carl's Jr
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Funny signs
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Haaha
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FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!!
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heres one a 6yr old told me i was kinda like where did you here that at
Joke: What did Santa say to the Christmas Tree? Answer: I can see your balls |
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Sexual harassment
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by the way nice Art on Ur profile nice work
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Sexual harassment
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LoL I thought it was funny as hell!!! Sounds like the MiniMe was trying to shagg you babeee yaah. He surely didn't make you Hoorrrny Babeee |
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Nookie Green?
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Look in her closet and you'll find a
Nookie Red Nookie Blue  Nookie Black Nookie White Nookie Yellow
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