IRISH JOKE

'Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had relations with Nookie Green twice last month.'

The priest tells the sinner. 'You are forgiven. Go out and Say 3 Hail Mary's.

Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional.

'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months.'
This time the priest questions, Who is Nookie Green?

A new
woman in the neighborhood, the sinner replies.

Very well, sighs the priest. Go and say 10 Hail Mary's.

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver His sermon, a Tall, Voluptuous, Drop dead gorgeous Redhead woman enters The Sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fall
upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle
And sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is Green and very short, with her
Matching shiny Emerald Green shoes. The priest and Alter boy gasp, as the woman
In the matching green shoes and dress sits with her Legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the alter boy and whispers, 'Is that NOOKIE GREEN?'
The bug-eyed alter boy can't believer his ears but replies,
NO Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes……………………………..

Us Irish red heads do have that effect on men

Gotta love a redhead.......

very cute

Look in her closet and you'll find a
Nookie Red
Nookie Blue
Nookie Black
Nookie White
Nookie Yellow