Present and accounted for

You shoulda bought some CrackerJacks silly girl!

So there are at least several of us on here who are or have been EMT's or Paramedics. What are some of the Oh Sh!t moments you have encountered in your journeys? My best is when we were dispatched to a man with multiple gunshot wounds to the chest outside a local bar. When we got there a deputy told us it was safe and escorted us over to the victim. After a minute or so I looked up to check on something and noticed all the officers on scene were behind their cars pointing their guns at the bar. When I asked whazzup the deputy told us the guy who tried to kill our patient was barricaded in the bar with a gun. I asked him why he said it was safe if the guy still had a gun, and he told me "If I said it is safe then it is safe, save the damn patient..." as he hides behind his car while we were totally exposed with nowhere to take cover until we could move the patient... Holy Sh!t Batman...

So true. That's better than the french fries my daughter stuck up her nose time and time again...

I miss being a paramedic yet another long story...

I would have forced my ex to admit both our families were evil "before" they both sabotaged our marriage...

I hate it when that happens...

I agree, why not.

Maybe from a different department, but dating and working closely together can sometimes lead to problems at work and in the relationship. It's not a good idea most of the time.

Night Kirk.

Nazareth - Love Hurts

The clerk shoulda beaned him with his coconuts.

Okay then, how much alike is too much?

If you're dating somebody a week after a breakup odds are it's too soon. Can it last? Well, how long did you have to wait t find your last girlfriend that worked out? Probably longer than a week, eh? I'm not saying it can't work, but everything is leaning towards it being a fling, not a relationship.

The crack of dawn.

Did I just say that?

Nighty night

Good night.

Strawberry Blonde

JK

I don't think he'll fit in my mailbox.