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Sat 07/05/08 01:14 PM

bored


for sure lol!!

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Sat 07/05/08 01:02 PM
The first word thing that comes to mind?

single!

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Sat 07/05/08 12:56 PM

clerk @ photo mart....

glasses


A bounty hunter!:smile:

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Sat 07/05/08 12:19 PM
A mom hardest job!

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Sat 07/05/08 12:07 PM

I got a crush!!!
Id marry this girl if she would let me!!!
She would never be wanting!!!
(NOTE!)
If your reading this
You dont have to make it harddevil
Cause it already is!!
smokin devil





OMGblushing blushing blushing THANKS?LOL





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Sat 07/05/08 11:58 AM
I feel left out guys!!tears lol

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Sat 07/05/08 11:54 AM
OMG yes,but it is hard to weed out all of them lol!!

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Sat 07/05/08 11:41 AM
Ah I must be a little behind lol..blushing

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Sat 07/05/08 11:35 AM
Question

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn"t break any traffic laws. Why not?"


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Sat 07/05/08 10:18 AM
Wedding fairy
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH ... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT

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Sat 07/05/08 10:16 AM
(thats funny) try this one and guys no disrespect I just think this was funny....



Wedding fairy
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH ... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT

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Sat 07/05/08 09:40 AM
Also close to Kings Island....:smile:

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Sat 07/05/08 08:00 AM
-Comments like, "do you do phone sex?"

-Someone who continually talks about themselves and never seems to have any genuine interest in who you are...



--Or they say 'what size is your bra?"

-Someone who continually talks about themselves and never seems to have any genuine interest in who you are...
explode
embarassed
surprised