A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington,DC.Nothing is moving north or south.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.The driver rolls down his window and asks,'What happened? What's the hold up???'

'Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush and Vice President Cheney and they're demanding a $100 million ransom for their safe release..Otherwise,they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car and gathering up a collection.'
So the driver asks,'So on average,about how much is everyone giving?? The man replies:'"'About a gallon.'"'

i like this joke but i orignially heard it making fun of michigan in the ohio state rivalry

(thats funny) try this one and guys no disrespect I just think this was funny....



Wedding fairy
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH ... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT