neddy, let me rebuttal! point by point:

1. a woman doesn't have the right to expect jack diddly squat except to get out of a situation what she puts in to it. i wasn't put on this earth to be some chick's lap dog, and neither was any other guy. except you, apparently

2. even if i was being paid to make a woman happy, it's an impossible task. you can't make someone else happy. only they can make themselves happy

3. you want the same thing as any other guy. you just don't have the balls to admit it. and for some cockamamy reason, you think this whole "feminism" thing is the way to get what you want

until you stop putting chicks on a pedastal, your only saturday night dates will continue to be the bra ads in the newspaper