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Mon 06/30/08 10:22 AM
*cue "I'm Too Sexy" video*

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Mon 06/30/08 10:21 AM
Hmmm ... maybe you shouldn't stick your tongue out at 'em - they'll think you're being mean! :wink:

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Mon 06/30/08 10:20 AM
I'm working on my routine for the Festivus 'Feats of Strength' competition ... Georgie Boy is going DOWN this year! smokin

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Mon 06/30/08 10:07 AM
My favourite Email subject line so far? Hmm ... toss up between "Hello Angel" (uh - yeah) and "Yeller" (?!). Not much I haven't seen noway

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Mon 06/30/08 09:58 AM

I don't think that a husband should be demanding anything in the first place. A husband can have expectations, and when they aren't met, it is probably a good idea to say something. However, a wife has the same right. If a husband cherishes his wife, and she does the same, then the differences ought to work themselves out.


Yeah, what he said! drinker

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Mon 06/30/08 09:51 AM

YIPPEE!!! I'll probably be the ONLY American jsh'er at work on the 4th. But, at least I'll be making 2 1/2 for the time that I'm there..


*sidles up to Sully* So, where ya taken me for dinner on the 5th, big guy?! *bats eyelashes ... then bursts out laughing cuz she knows he ain't buyin' it* :wink:

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Mon 06/30/08 09:46 AM
Single ... and fully aware that there are worse conditions! :wink:

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Mon 06/30/08 09:45 AM
My kids are off for 9 weeks - and it started 2 weeks ago ... the fact that I still have enough brain power to post is sheer luck. Their dad & I are splitting the holidays - and they'll be spending a lot of time at Grandma's cottage ... it's definitely tough for working parents! sad

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Mon 06/30/08 07:29 AM
Hey, you up there ... quit showin' off! :angry:

Teasin' ... it's great to see people head-over-heels happy in :heart: !!

Keep braggin ... we're celebrating with you! happy

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Mon 06/30/08 07:20 AM


Can we say Delusions of Grandeur?laugh :tongue: laugh


I am seriously kidding..I lOVE THE SHOCK VALUE that my post create


*round of applause for our resident Howard Stern-in-the-making, folks!* Act fast ladies - snap him up while he's still on the open market! :tongue:

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Mon 06/30/08 07:17 AM


Not sure why, but I've had a few guys do the same thing - email me or request to IM here (with *shocker* absolutely nothing to say but 'hey') and immediately want to go to another forum to chat (MSN, etc). I'm always tempted to ask, 'Why, is it the air at JSH that's stunting your ability to form coherent thoughts? You're suddenly going to be funny and intelligent somewhere else?' huh

Had one of those 'delightful' exchanges this very morning, actually ... *groan* wanted to know if I liked a 'frisky' younger guy. Yep, I think we all know where that conversation was gonna go! sick


Not to worry, if he's a frisky young dude, that conversation would probably only last a couple secondslaugh


*laughing* There's the silver lining I was missing! noway

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Mon 06/30/08 07:16 AM

I'll give them my Ex's yahoo acct.....have at it!!!!!bigsmile bigsmile


GENIUS! Freakin' GENIUS! laugh

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Mon 06/30/08 07:11 AM
Not sure why, but I've had a few guys do the same thing - email me or request to IM here (with *shocker* absolutely nothing to say but 'hey') and immediately want to go to another forum to chat (MSN, etc). I'm always tempted to ask, 'Why, is it the air at JSH that's stunting your ability to form coherent thoughts? You're suddenly going to be funny and intelligent somewhere else?' huh

Had one of those 'delightful' exchanges this very morning, actually ... *groan* wanted to know if I liked a 'frisky' younger guy. Yep, I think we all know where that conversation was gonna go! sick

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Mon 06/30/08 06:03 AM

You are barely here 2 months, I wish you would change your mind....and STAY.

If not....take good care of yourself

flowers flowers flowers


All right, done ... I'm staying. See? And they say women are hard to please! :wink:

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Mon 06/30/08 06:02 AM

where you be going?
who gonna be on mai side now???


I'm joining the circus - apparently my work here qualifies me for most positions! laugh

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Mon 06/30/08 05:41 AM
Nothing to Miss

The more I read, the more I see
That I'm not missing much
The people talk of boobs and farts
And booze they drink, and such

They don't care to interact
On any higher levels
They just want to spew their trash
They're ignorant, these devils

And when you try to interject
With something that is clever
They roll their eyes, they hit report
They sigh and say "whatever"

I feel they're sullying this place
With talk that's low and trashy
They seek attention, using tricks
They're loud and brash and flashy

For those who can communicate
With subtlety and wit
Frustration grows each passing day
We just get sick of it

Those who speak the truth to those
Who do not want to hear
Are not welcome in this place
At least that much is clear

I'll wander on my merry way
I won't look back, that's certain
And say goodbye to those who hate
And don't care who they're hurting

... for those who really matter :heart:

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Sun 06/29/08 08:28 PM
No ... I heard once that the opposite of love isn't hate, but indifference ... that's sort of where I'm at. ohwell

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Sun 06/29/08 08:24 PM
You can't dump me - cuz I'm dumping you first! Hmmpf! *cue foot stomp and glarey eyes*

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Sun 06/29/08 08:12 PM

There has to be some level of attraction, but to me, physical attraction is way low on the list compared to mental stimulation, emotional availability, kind-heartedness, level of motivation, sense of humor, etc. - those are the attractive qualities to me.



BINGO! What she said! happy

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Sun 06/29/08 08:09 PM
apathy indifferent