whtsugar2008


whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Wed 06/04/08 08:15 PM Topic: alright men here you go.........................
My ** is so big; it has tonsils. My is so big; it has bark. My is so big; it can only be measured in theory. My is so big; it has a horizon. My is so big; I can the ocean. My is so big; sometimes it jerks me off. My is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train. My is so big; FedEx won’t insure it. My is so big; it was impeached by Congress. My is so big; it’s got its own gang sign. My is so big; it could eat a horse. My is so big; Florida had to measure it twice. My is so big; it snubbed the Oscars. My is so big; it has a north pole. My is so big; it has gaskets. My is so big; it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free. My is so big; I rent it out for weddings and Bar-Mitzfahs. My is so big; I run three-legged races by myself. My is so big; my urologist is a Sherpa. My is so big; it’s not just famous, it’s IN famous. My is so big; it has a stunt double. My is so big; you must be at least 48 inches to ride. My is so big; that I look like its in front of it. 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My is so big; it was part of the human evolution. My is so big; it could feed Ethiopia for a month. My is so big; it has a moon. My is so big; it has branches. My is so big; movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my . My is so big; it graduated a year before I did. My is so big; a homeless family lives underneath it. My is so big; there was once a movie called Godzilla VS. My . My is so big; we use it at parties as a limbo pole. My is so big; I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee. My is so big; Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it. My is so big; I entered a big- contest and it came in first, second and third. My is so big; the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. My is so big; I’m already **ing a girl tomorrow.

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Wed 06/04/08 08:11 PM Topic: Top 10 Things to do at the Mall
10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. 6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof". 3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Wed 06/04/08 08:06 PM Topic: Ben & Jerry's New Presidential (Clinton) Flavors
Slick Willie Double Nut Joy Subpoenas 'n' Cream Impeach-Mint Candy Pants Chocolate Chip Doughboy Chilly Hillbilly Draft-Dodging Pot-Smoking Intern-Nailing Raspberry Swirl Vanilla Pantsachio Subpoena Colada Biscuits 'n' Gravy Horny Bubba Crunch Arkansas Peach Subpoena Butter Cup Peppermint Fattie Captain Cream Tubby Bubba Hillary Chiller Fundraising Coffee Oval Office Surprise Arkansas Smoothie Hyperactive Nuts Scandalberry

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Wed 06/04/08 08:04 PM Topic: The Difference is........................
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your ****. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. dirty joke material >>> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of semen. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? She is the one who can eat the last donut! What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Mon 06/02/08 01:19 PM Topic: Another Joke
A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older." The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up." The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again. The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old." The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?" The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Mon 06/02/08 01:14 PM Topic: THE BLONDE........
A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your ** as you walk up to her". So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his **. The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test.

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Sat 05/31/08 01:44 PM Topic: You
sorry

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Sat 05/31/08 01:42 PM Topic: You
Here I an in your face Tellin' truths and not your old lies Seems to me that you care And I know that you're runnin' out of time See ya can't get away I'll be here forever and again Whisperin' in your ear Do believe 'cause you know you cannot win Spent most your life pretending not to be The one you are but who you choose to see Learned to survive in your fictitious world Does what they think of you determine your worth If special's what you feel when you're with them Taken away, you feel less then again That's right You gotta mean what you say You gotta say what you mean Tryin' to please everyone Sacrifice your own needs Check in the mirror my friend No lies will be told then Pointin' the finger again You can't blame nobody but you There's a feelin' inside No you cannot change it right away Gotta make it try And with time it'll start to go away I'll be here when you need That one to sit and cry to 'Cause I'm the you you forgot The only one you know you cannot lie to Bitter you'll be if you don't change you ways When you hate you, you hate everyone that day Unleash this scared child that you've grown into You cannot run for you can't hide from you Can't hide from you That's right

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Sat 05/31/08 01:31 PM Topic: ROPE BURN
lol

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Sat 05/31/08 01:07 PM Topic: ROPE BURN
Mmm. . .my lips hurt Mmm Uhh Oooh Uhh-ooh Ooh Uhh Ooh Oh (tie me) Tie me up, tie me down (make me moan real loud) Make me moan real loud (take off my clothes) Take off my clothes No one has to know Whisperin I wanna feel a soft rope burn (no one has to know) Wanna feel a Rope burn When you walked into the room you knew just what to do Ya coulda gone from door to door but you knew just where to go to Come into my velvet room and tell me your fantasies (tell me your fantasies) The passion in your voice I wanna hear as you start to tell me While you take the blindfold and tie it gently on me Dont wanna see but feel the things youre gonna do to me (wanna feel it) One in the mornin Im feelin so free and sensual Lyin here wearin just my imagination for you Sensation will do Can you feel the warmth of the fire Candlelight embrace your body Im feelin the hot candle wax drippin down the small of my back You wanna know what my tongue feels like? Mmhmm You like that?

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Sat 05/31/08 01:06 PM Topic: where are the
i dont care

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Sat 05/31/08 01:01 PM Topic: where are the
single men at???????????????

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 01:15 PM Topic: ok..............
oh ty for the advice....now if i can get some d ill be all good....lol

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 01:15 PM Topic: ok..............
oh ty for the advice....now if i can get some d ill be all good....lol

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 01:11 PM Topic: ok..............
well lets see what happends.........should i just put my number out there......

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 01:01 PM Topic: ok..............
well lets see what happends.........should i just put my number out there......

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 12:59 PM Topic: ladies....
idont kno .........men play too many games at this point

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 12:56 PM Topic: ok..............
i just wamt some now...its been too long.....so any volunteers............ What you need now girl? Dinner? Well hell why didn't you say so. Happy meal is only 1.99 Good luck and I hope you get some soon. (also may want to look at Burger King menu they have some good deals too) lmao....... thats soo funny..... i need some booty.....its been too damn long almost two years

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 12:56 PM Topic: ok..............
i just wamt some now...its been too long.....so any volunteers............ What you need now girl? Dinner? Well hell why didn't you say so. Happy meal is only 1.99 Good luck and I hope you get some soon. (also may want to look at Burger King menu they have some good deals too) lmao....... thats soo funny..... i need some booty.....its been too damn long almost two years

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Fri 05/30/08 12:50 PM Topic: ok..............
thats crappy, but better than whebn you have started likie sleeping together we didnt even do that

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