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Fri 03/06/09 09:49 PM
A hooker once told me she had a headache.




I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.





If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all.

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Fri 03/06/09 09:36 PM


I don’t know who wrote this but it is right on cue’

It goes as follows

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an

American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American

products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not

some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a

smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or

victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in

English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when

and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and
fireman.

Willie G Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson

Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or

arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any

witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up

already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back

to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA .

We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move

to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend

Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part

of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if

you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers

license.

I think it’s good….. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on

my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I

don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in

the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to

sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their

cause. Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it

takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers

thik!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in

AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY !!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE !

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Fri 03/06/09 09:22 PM



What are those running for these days?
TO's......$7 bucks
Listed at Beckett for 20 but you'll never get that
no I wasnt talkin cards......I meant for TO

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Fri 03/06/09 09:16 PM

What are those running for these days?
TO's......$7 bucks

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Fri 03/06/09 09:14 PM



I thought....."Nothing is more satisfying that vacuuming up the dust bunnies on your ceiling" and here I missed a whole bunch!!!explode noway laugh
dear lord!!!
your supposed to vacuum the ceilings too!!!!


and the walls too if there are those dust bunnie things!!! I have gas heat so I get alot of them!!noway

Im really allergic to dust.....
ooooh your BS'n me
how do you reach

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Fri 03/06/09 09:11 PM

I thought....."Nothing is more satisfying that vacuuming up the dust bunnies on your ceiling" and here I missed a whole bunch!!!explode noway laugh
dear lord!!!
your supposed to vacuum the ceilings too!!!!


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Fri 03/06/09 09:07 PM
what is BDSM????

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Fri 03/06/09 08:54 PM
at my daughters school......

and they had some fellar come speak
and he walks to the podium and stands there clappin his hands every few minutes....finally he says" every time I clap my hands there is another victum of gun violence"

finally a little boy says " well dumbass quit clappin!!!"

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Fri 03/06/09 08:33 PM

can you love too much?
What are some of the signs???scared ill scared
usually I notice it when I wake up with a pillow over my head!!!

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Fri 03/06/09 08:19 PM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/210089

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Fri 03/06/09 08:14 PM

When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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Fri 03/06/09 07:56 PM
it was like towing a car while your runnin out of gas!!!

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Fri 03/06/09 07:55 PM
8 foot tall ya say......imagine those legs!!!

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Fri 03/06/09 07:53 PM

lol, why is that?
you have to go through all of the degrees......even entered apprentices have no clue

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Fri 03/06/09 07:50 PM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/210083

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Fri 03/06/09 07:49 PM
talk dirty to ya 900 numbers.............


what a rip off!!!

I got this gal that stuttered.....that cost me $1700 right there!!!!

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Fri 03/06/09 07:43 PM
hell we'll be trading clam shells and cow hooves before long!!!!


I dont know if ya seen it ,but the economy is kinda in the sh*tter

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Fri 03/06/09 07:38 PM

Have to go, my babies want to cuddle with Mommy in the big bed and that's the best invitation I've had all week. Big kisses and be good to each other.flowers
mee too mee too!!!

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Fri 03/06/09 07:15 PM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/210074bigsmile

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Fri 03/06/09 07:14 PM

Deb,

If I sent you my pics I could get arrested for distributing midget porn. Sorry.
why does that sound appealing???

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