they are coming out with a new barbie doll....

its called divorced barbie ....she comes with all of kens stuff!!!!

Did he find her in the sack with skipper????? I always had a feeling about her!

Yeah...I hear that she is coming with the elevator, but no shaft because Ken got it

I took my daughter to the walmart store and she says "daddy I want the barbie that comes with the G.I. Joe..." I said darlin she comes with ken.......she says NOOOO she only fakes it with him!!!

Makes sense

Should be half of Kens stuff, plus all of his self-esteem.

they are also commming out with unemployed barbie, she comes with a lap dancing manual and a stripper pole

roco

If Barbie was a real person with her proportions she would be 8 1/2 feet tall.

been there

Wow...kinda funny...except there are some of us women who have left with our self esteem and dignity in tact, and have NOT taken him to the cleaners, either......just a thought....

Some parents have objected to Mattel's "Totally Stylin' Tattoos" Barbie doll, a new toy that has already sold out in several Sacramento, Calif., area stores.

The Barbie comes with a set of tattoo stickers that can be placed anywhere on her body and a tattoo gun that allows children to stamp temporary tattoos on the doll's clothes and on themselves, KVOR-TV, Sacramento, reported Thursday.

"I think it's attracting kids too young that want to expose parts of body to show off tattoos," Sacramento-area parent Jen Alcayaga said.

Some parents said they find the doll relatively harmless.

"Maybe it's a sign of the times. Each generation is different. Elvis was evil at one time," Brandon Thompson said.

Mattel said there are no plans to discontinue production of the toy.

Makes sense, the b!tch has everything anyways.

lol

Barbie's Letter To Santa:

Dear Santa,

Listen you fat troll, I've been saving your ass every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake Chanel at sappy tea parties. I hate to break it to ya', Santa, but it's pay back time. There had better be some changes around here, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown, and trust me, you don't wanna be around to smell it.
These are my demands for Christmas 2009:

1. Sweat pants and an oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker in hot pink bikinis. Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro up your butt? I don't suppose you do.

2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. That cheap-o molded underwear some genius at Mattel came up with looks like cellulite!

3. A REAL man... I don't care if you have to go to Hasbro to get him, bring me GI JOE. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me-Elmo over that pathetic bump of a boy toy, Ken. And what was up with that earring anyway? HULLO!?!

4. It's about time you made us all anatomically correct. Give me arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.

5. Breast reduction surgery. 'Nuff said.

6. A jog bra. To wear until I get the surgery.

7. A new career. Pet doctor, school teacher and make real money.

8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie," complete with a pint of cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips.

9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl complexion.

10. Mattel stock options. It's been 40 years - I think I deserve a piece of the action. Considering my valuable contribution to society and Mattel, I think these demands are reasonable.
If you don't like it, you can find yourself a new ***** for next Christmas. It's that simple.

Yours truly,
Barbie

how bout Vestigial Barbie and Ken

8 foot tall ya say......imagine those legs!!!