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Fortune Cookie
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I had Chinese food last night.My fortune cookie said I'd soon be the center of attention,so here I am pay attention.Really going for 10,000 posts.Whats in your cookie Sshshsh I'm waiting on that one that will tell me I'm fixing to have some earth moving rock my world SEX lol hummmmmmmmm it may be a while for that one |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Q-What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl? A-I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. 3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they’re all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other… The first guy says, “Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!” The second goes, “**** that’s nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!” The third guy says, “That’s nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won’t cover it, plus my girlfriend left me.” The first guy leans back in and whispers, “I don’t think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog.” |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Fortune Cookie
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Fortune Cookie
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer" The KISS song? quote...."we did not make 14 albums that sound alike....we made 15" |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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My request is AC/DC "Rock and Roll Singer" |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina No vegas was named after a chipmunks vagina |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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**** runnin to the ATM ***** BRB Isn't it kinda of cold wouldn't you rather drive... now bring on the dancers Pole dancing is a legitimate form of exercise puppy. |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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**** runnin to the ATM ***** BRB Isn't it kinda of cold wouldn't you rather drive... now bring on the dancers |
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I have a wolf pack in my backyard [seriously] How many do you want ? |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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**** runnin to the ATM *****
BRB |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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chrissy!!!!!! mornin sweetheart!!! Huge kisses just for you puppy. God the weather is beautiful here. |
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woooohoooo best offer I've had!!!! hottest wolf on mingl |
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Matchmaking Game - part 178
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chrissy!!!!!!
mornin sweetheart!!! |
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OK, I am Curious
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here melissa!! Hmmm now would that be a picture that reflects me, or just one that you want to see? |
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freemasons
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hey wolf how u doin? so y wolf? and y such an evil looking wolf? the pic....not evil. they are my friends......I raise them |
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OK, I am Curious
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here melissa!! Hmmm now would that be a picture that reflects me, or just one that you want to see? |
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OK, I am Curious
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here melissa!!
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